Fruit Machine Chat

Very short but Cork tonight at 40/85 is almost a certainty imho. A ton gets you £47 beer money.

Jesus H Christ man. haven't got a clue (ps This was meant to be satirical so don't nail me to a cross. pps I am an ardert RC)

Charlton

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Competition runs for four days, March 11-14. 2. Post your selections daily for each race before 2.00 pm. 3. If your horse is a non-runner you can select another if posted before the off. 4. Points scored as follows. ...

75% of arcades will be shut within five years. Leisure seekers now have more options than previously. Whereas £10 would last all day a few years ago the average punter would be lucky to get an hours worth (of entertainment) in 2008.

IF ANY 1 SEE'S ANY TYPE OF BANDIT OR TOUCH SCREEN AROUND W-TON AREA WIT GREEN FLASHING ARROWS ON THE NOTE MECHANISM PLEASE LET ME NO MANY THANKS Doubt this criminal mastermind will succeeed. Just look out for a thirteen year old trying to sneak into pubs under cover (baseball cap, £2 imitation silv...

Anyone who bets at Tote prices needs to wisen up. They are pool bets and only worthwhile for small stakes on outsiders when you can see the expected payout immediately before the start of the race. Numerous times you will see an evens favourite paying £2.50 or £2.60 to win. Then everybody piles in a...

Kauto has a high cruising speed and can quicken off a fast pace. Very much doubt if Denman can do the same. Should be 4/7 Kauto and 2/1 Denman, 25/1 bar.

In a LBO you have choices, horses that pay around 80-90%, greyhounds thay pay around 70% or FOBT's that pay around 97%. Two spins a minute means your cash would last longer on the quadraped's than on the devil's wheel.

Get on Turko in the Ryanair Chase at 10/1 generally. Will be much less on the day.

I'll go for Ireland.

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AJ is correct. Over to you.

Roulette is the crack cocaine of the gambling world. You start off on the 2p pushers, then the £5 awps, then £35 jp's, then the £500 versions. When you've won a few £500's you need a bigger buzz.

Surely it's Cymru.