Fruit Machine Chat

The Dark Horse wrote:Please tell me some of you lot have at least TRIED to shag a barmaid?

It took almost a year to get a response to this, obviously I missed it through some sort of banning or something.

The quote is deeply worrying, does he mean have we attempted to rape one?

I haven't...yet...

Mourinho made me like Chelsea and Inter. Mourinho is rather like me; he has talent, a way with worths, a big mouth and a lot of enemies/sceptics - most of whom at inferior if not all. Mourinho, like me, believes he is "special". Mourinho feels that much that happens in the world is unfair/...

Donate it to me then - just the profit of course! I need it to bet on Frankel on Saturday!

Er... what about a certain Sea The Stars???? Watch him win that Arc - I doubt any horse would ever be able to win from that position again!

I think we should all meet up down the west end, getting a few arguments sorted between us (have a punch-up in necessary) then go down to Chinatown and keep going on about wanting a "Chinky" (I won't say the word)... by the end of the night, there'll be a lot less players in the world and ...

Royal baby creation sex vid would be interesting... Odds of it ever surfacing are as likey as a Schalke vs Madrid Champions League Final this year...

Frankel is a machine. I could only see Wooton Bassett having any chance of beating him if he ran but for some reason he's not. The ground will almost certainly rule out Dream Ahead. Pretty much the biggest cert ever unless something extraordinary happens. The trouble with betting on distances is tho...

off you go then!!!!

You people keep going on about your tickets and fire, I'd laugh if a bar-person set one of your tickets on fire and told you to clear off!

They should make a computer generated prediction of how their first honeymoon fuck will go - on Newsnight.

Trust you to be "spying"... of all people. Does anything get past you?

This isn't a thread from me to tell you how, I want you to tell me. The safest possible ways you can think of, fruits or no fruits, to make £2,000 in a 3 days. I need it to bet on Frankel on Saturday (1/2) so then it'll be £3,000. Frankel is unbeatable, he's the next Sea The Stars. £2,000 on the 2,0...

you should have let the barmaid watch you hit the wild with your privates G, she might have wanted a taste or wanted to rub them for luck!

Like you have on winning the Premiership?

My best is 1 and that's usually on £1 stake.