Fruit Machine Chat

Ah, cigarettes. It all makes sense now. Unless she has bowel trouble and constantly wets herself, but that would only half make sense. Do journalists have to wet their pants then to pass their exams? Anything resembling the truth and a dry chair means the candidate fails? Actually, CR probably has t...

Come on folks, please keep your language under control. It's getting a little tedious constantly editing posts to make them more respectable. Just keep tabs what you post please.

I'll be up for joining again - after last season's respectable finish the team is looking to improve

That's some nice guesswork Mr R. So true funny how it seems.... always in time, but never in line for dreams. Head over heels when toe to toe - this is the sound of my soul, this is the sound. I bought a ticket for the world but now I've come back again. Why do I find it hard to write the next line?...

Yes, that is why it's a retro Phoenix All yours!

That's what made me realise - if he hadn't have pronounced it in such a silly fashion in the film the question would have been much harder!

Retro Phoenix to keep you all on your toes and flex those searching muscles:

How did a goal kick taken during a match in Walsall manage to travel 150 miles?

Ah bugger, I knew it was a jiffy, too.

My guess for the next one is Back to the Future - With the 1.21 Gigawatts of power required!

Unless it's Frankenstein's Monster, but I've guessed already.

CR, surely you know how to lock a thread by now


EDIT BY CR: I thought the other Mods could be trusted not to post in a thread that was obviously obsolete. You obviously need to brush up on your forum etiquette Demmerz

It is an image thing - "ooh, lets all get the new drink - cider is the way forward". Really annoys the g/f as she's always liked her ciders (although Strongbow, Blackthorn and Woodpecker really aren't nice!) so she goes to Wetherspoons as they alwasy have a good selecion of quality pints. ...

Do all Real Ales have the same effect?

Well I'm sure it was a laugh at the time but you just need to keep yourself out of trouble mate. As Geoff said, think of Josh before you do something like this again and remember he's what you need to kepp going for.

Stick at it mate

There are legal issues now aren't there? That people paid money to vote people out and now they're going back in!

Love it! So, was it a charity match or something and he was having a laugh?

Gah! How busy is work atm? CR has it, it wasn't a trick question.

All yours

Okay... time for the Phoenix to rise again with a better question.

What 'A' was conceived by the Romans and was used to transport clean water across Rome?