Fruit Machine Chat

RE: £10 Noels House Party... P's

How nice, saying I'm God's gift to women :-)

Never did trust the boxed burgers. Thats why I always went to the butchers section and bought over the canter.

Been caught out by a Gameswarehouse deciding to cock up a payout a few times. Why I've taken to always filming the payout. If anyone moans, I'll replay them. A 10 second piece of footage with a clear bank and me pressing collect won't be a big waste of time. Also I'm a guy that on the whole does for...

Does this include our nice cheap box one in the Spoons?

In his 10 minutes at the controls....... "Hold on a minute, just gunna land in this pub Carpark. There's a Perfect I normally do on a route about this time and it should have a mid 60s cashpot if the rich guy from down the road has pumped it as usual." That aside, hope you have a great day...

BFK wrote:I kill me!!!

Sounds like a suicidal Achmed the Dead Terrorist lol

Brace yourselves, the most spoiler of spoilers must be on their way with this humble offering!

3 empties I missed were Overload, Ready To Rock and Cops N Robbers. There simply weren't enough of the 1st 2 by the time the info was around and I was on the Skill Quests for the 3rd so couldn't be arsed. Oh and just to remind everyone, I am SHIT on Aliens - unlike The High Priest. He sends his reg...

Indeed so. Normally in November I have a month off playing the machines just as a break. Anyway this year I'd been getting second thoughts about my liking for playing them in general. I'd just finished with some of the usual days tasks and went to the pub, and decided to play the machines this time ...

streakseims wrote:Scotch eggs and got away scot free

from Scotch Corner. Scrap that, paying £2.999.999.99(I'm sure theres meant to be some commas there) for a nasty Ginsters masquerading as scotch egg bar.

I did laugh hard at the last quote from the Rail strikes making it impossible to meet relatives.

Gotta love The Daily Mash

"Manager Jamie Wiley, 37, confirmed no one was inside the amusement arcade at the time of the incident "
Surprise Surprise

They better have the machine's fully secure to do this, I mean a cracked app and machine that allegedly plays just like the real thing, what better way to find rips and empties!