Fruit Machine Chat

Tip: If you are going to troll, at least make it credible. Your ignorance of technology is woefully apparent in your post.

Faking a death is easy. The correct question is "how would I become a new legally recognised person upon faking my death" which you would inevitably need to do if you wished to exist in any meaningful capacity.

Noels Beard wrote:It probably wasn't what you were eating that generated the funny looks.

Probably all the exclamation marks floating around his head like a cartoon :-)

Noels Beard wrote:He uses those sanny bags as condoms you know ;-)

I think those were the femidoms Dawn left behind

pssshh. I went to Nigeria this year. Now that place is scary.

What's the most unusual thing anyone has eaten? I've tried Kangaroo, Frog, Crocodile, Snails, but that's just second grade weird. Anyone eaten anything really really weird?!! Raw horses liver (gross), boiled pig intestine soup (not bad but stinks), a shot of snakes blood (gross), jellyfish tentacle...

I wonder if the government should return to the gold standard ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

Speaking of shitholes, I came across this collection on flickr - the Dead Pubs Society.

http://www.flickr.com/groups/deadpubsso ... 6816408675

Some rough dives in there !

did we go blind due to no light at some point then?! Before sources of light were invented, humans slept earlier and awoke with the rising of the sun, since trying to see in the dark was soon discovered to be hazardous and a waste of time. Humans also found out that being constructive instead of ma...

I disagree with your summation of a legacy of great harm, Noels Beard. The main contribution of Alfred Nobel (dynamite) has great use in civilian applications, as does Haber's contribution (ammonia synthesis). For those of you who don't know, ammonia is vital for large scale crop production (as well...

You can download the MPU5 manual from http://www.fruit-emu.com/forums/files/f ... u5-manual/

They want their connect4 money back :-)

Quite. Obtaining employment by misrepresenting yourself on your CV would be considered fraud. Falsifying information either in a CV or during an interview when the offender knows the information to be untrue is a criminal offence under the Fraud Act 2006. It is also a crime to make a misrepresentati...

I think one of the most interesting things was that gambling websites should be able to identify problem gamblers from their betting activity. This must surely be implemented shortly and become a standard regulation in the UK. Problem gambling patterns can only be discerned when you know someones t...

This single sentence renders most of what you say redundant. I've plenty of successful management experience, which qualifies my opinion somewhat. What Will says with respects to running an arcade as a business is pretty much accurate. In some cases, experience can merely confirm what you have alre...