Fruit Machine Chat

i heard the brakes were a bit spongey,,,,,,, but it drives like a treat

that meet i was on about jg old been,,,,,,,, erm think best leave it ,,,, you've clearly been on the vicks vapour rub a bit too much and im scared you might butcher me with a stick of seaside rock after that tale,,,,,,,, your clearly a loon and if your not on medication, you should be. just kidding ...

think kid gloves got it right if memory serves

no harry m8 i was about 10 years old, about 1982,,,,,, 1 nudge took forever and was very loud,,,,,,,,,,

i take it that was wigston m8 heh heh?
was doin that cluedo ev 2 days or so ,,,,, mostly fine occasionally done(by you no doubt)

nice one jg

by the way m8 if you get tired of these, you could try bank vaults, ive heard there's more money in em,,,,,,,,, i know, i point em out for you, you do em with your hammer,. i just want a 10percent finders fee, you can keep the rest.

ever sort of barred yourself? and couldn't give a shit

you all know the scenario ,,,,

"sorry son you cant play the machines anymore "
SO IM BARRED THEN?
no son you can come in for a drink but no machines
NO M8 IM BARRED THEN

1p a go £1 jp ,,,,,,,,,,big round red and mustard yellow buttons
made a very loud mechanical noise whilst nudging
cant remember name though

paddy goes to a fortune teller, who tells him his lucky number is 5
so he catches the 5 oclock bus into town
walks in the bookies at 5.15
the race is at 5.55
the 5th horse is called fab five freddy
so he places £555 to win





















came in 5th

paddy orders a pizza.
the pizza man says your pizza ready m8 ,would you like me to cut it into 6 slices for you?
paddy says i'll never eat 6 slices to myself ,could you cut it into 4 please

not sure done 3jim royals, long time ago,,,,, police told us that the whole of hunstanton, arcades, shops everything is owned by just 3people underground mob types and that we were lucky they called the police, ,,, they could have just been trying to scare us who knows ?.... anyhow first time i got ...

went to hunstanton some years ago, got arrested for emptying royal families, let us go once they got the info of the companys,,,, was told never to return to hunstanton. wouldn't mind but i didnt iou any of em,,, must be well on top with cameras

getting back to the original post topic barmen that only see what you take out, but conveniently dont see that you put 70 in to just scrape ya stake back....,,,,,,,,, ''no you didnt m8 you put about 4 quid in and took 70 out ''..... stupid fuckers twat scroungers that try to offer pointless help to ...

nnnnnaaaaaaaaaa jg m8,,,, the one that used to be near sainsbury's was called family leisure and was owned by the same firm that owned cashade on gramby st as you say, they had a cpl in it notts too (1 just outside train station ) but time out was a completely different chain m8 with branches as far...

to big v and cannonball
y dint you get taxi?

tight fvckers