Fruit Machine Chat

There are £100 Jackpots out there. Triple DOND / Monopoly Millionaire Row / Happy Hour are all going to be upgraded to £100 Jackpot, because they've all been spotted in the new Bellfruit silver cab. Happy Hour is probably reaching a record amount of program updates on £70 too. The last semi decent m...

Usually £170 for a £140. Although never mind new style QPS I took a £125 hit on a Crown Jewels on the way home!

Had a Bank Job Gold go in after £90 the other day in the middle of nowhere pub. Flat. £199 to give a £140. Fuck off!

The bottom half off new bfms is just bank job gold style now, red reels, poxy safe 1-3 wins, loves lose downs etc. The QPS style deal games are a wonder to behold, anything over 20 is nigh on impossible and get this offer from a new one god knows what its called but some alien theme and its got a d...

They're actually a lot more dangerous than Reflex

See Alice on 70/70 pots? You know it's shit so don't really end up doing your nut in one unless you're a bit stupid

See Triple DOND on 70/70 pots? A lot more tempting to have a go even though I consider it shit

Me and Cf played the £4000 slots in the casino at the weekend hoping for a cheeky feature. I got one £400 or so in on £1 stake. For £50. Cf got one £400 or so in for £70 on £2 stake. So that didn't end up working out too well. Even Mark On Fire couldn't get a decent win out of one. As usual the gran...

I took in Liverpool last week and got told that if I came back again and played machines I would get my nose broken. Nice welcome from a Liverpool player there.

I did make £70 on the Mega next to it, so a few hours for £20 or so down. Could have been worse!

Talking of Mega, I really don't remember it being such a cunt to offer natural Deal on 25p after juicing it up a bit?!

I had a royal battle with one of these today. Basically some guy put approx £100 in for nowt and the pots were 70 / 52 / 65 or so. Started on £1 and dealt within a tenner. Shit box and that fucked off for a good while. Then more shit boxes, a couple of 70 boxes which I rowed back through, and the us...

I found a Red Mist today. £15 odd pot on 50p, so I thought 'Sigh' but then I stuck a quid in and pleasingly found the £1 pot at £66.60 (Must have been a sign!). Amazingly, it wasn't dead and £20 later span in the £70 box. Which I gladly took as let's be honest why have a battle when you have £50 str...

I consider these £15 JP. Put a few quid in and you might get the £10 - £15 cash stack, you might get £15 Nearest Win or you might get a game where you deal the first £15 offer unless it decides it's in a £35 box mood. They do some weird shit too. Like being £24 odd in to unlock a game which then goe...

In a fire pub the other day we were collecting out a bank and it was helpfully paying out notes. It was one of those red noteys than makes a right racket when inserting / ejecting notes. The landlady goes and asks 'Do you need me to change that note for coins?' not realizing we were in the process o...

Ever heard the term "Quality not quantity?"

Fantastic having so many fruit machines, until you work out they have 3 Alice, a Bank Job Gold / Jail Break!

Try going to the arcade pictured on a weekend in the middle of the night / morning. You'll get a friendly welcome from the absolute idiot that covers that particular shift! I'm barred when he is there because I've got 'advanced knowledge' of fruits. This all stems from my first encounter with him wh...

That pot will be gone with 24 hours...

Mists are like a honey pot for bees. CP above £19.99 or so? The players round here will be racing to it!

Think I had a £129 the other day!

The 'Play DOND' button was broke and it dealt first board, sometimes broken buttons can work to your advantage if the value has been building up!