Fruit Machine Chat

Oh, then there was Abi Titmuss (who a mate of mine affectionately called Abi Titwank) and Sophie Howard.. 7 and 5.

There are no 10s. Ever.

Lucy Pinder 6
Keeley Hazell 9
Michelle Marsh 7
Emma Frain 9

Those are the last glamour girls I remember.

Typical gentlemanly conduct here but she's asked for those sorts of comments with the title she gave this thread. Not my cup of tea, needs to look less 'cute and smart' and more 'I'll devour you from head to toe' if you know what I mean.

Does anyone else drink coffee at this time or am I as unique as I feel I am right now?

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Has the OP just come out of a coma and is shocked that not all human beings tell the truth? lol. I have always known but the point was that the level of stupidity in the stories such as running out of petrol on the way to Newcastle in LONDON and the sheer shamelessness of the other 2 issues have su...

CJS wrote:I think the common impression is you're the cunt. We'll leave that one anyhow. I wasn't disagreeing with you on any of the three incidents that you droned on about. Just the usual tendency to spam with 500 plus words on irrelevant to this board nonsense.

Well let's see your great posts then, PRICK!

Well I guess if nearly everything you post is lecturing people on world affairs or long winded garrulous Bible length garbage like you did earlier then people will respond in that way. You can't call people cunts, tell people to go play on railway tracks and get hit by trains and tell people to go ...

I think tbf any of the above three would of appeared more credible in your list of tricks than a horse racing double that won. Just saying. I think, tbf, you're a stupid cunt who will ignore the actual content of any topic I post about and just attack me personally instead. No matter what it is. Wh...

I know times are hard, but I am still rather sad at what I am seeing with my own eyes these days! Three 'new' discoveries I've made: 1. A ginger haired bloke and his brother (also ginger), he looks quite unpleasant but not so much so that he frightens me, goes around asking EVERYONE he sees for 60p ...

Holding hands is never gonna happen! However, I agree with Kesh, we probably would get along although whether it would be genuine getting along or getting along for the sake of not having a war, getting info, having a strategic friend in a particular area, etc. Who knows? If half of you are fundamen...

Lots of suspense. Why did you change your nickname? Mike25 aka the Jester. Anyways nemesis ruler - whats the outcome fruit machine wise? I am only nemesis to myself. To the people on here who I have never met, I hold no grudges since I know people can be completely different on here compared to the...

Ahmed, my Girlfriend is Polish. We've been together 10 years. They are warm generous people, unfortunately stereotyped by a few bad eggs. When you travel to Poland, the locals are fairly miserable and certain social cues are alien there. They find it uncomfortable when you smile at them. It's just ...

Stubble wrote:Polish are awful aren't they?

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buzzer wrote:Lol indeed.
Again, your making assumptions based on a persons nationality.

In other words your posting racist views

Making assumptions is hardly 'posting racist views'

However, if you look back to what Stubble wrote earlier in this thread, that's what you're looking for!