Fruit Machine Chat

Southend was easy money tho till they sorted the dials, cluedo's were also always ready. Then they switched them all off after they see us skill one up. Made a killing on these and all the WOW's a while back. Use to think there were loads of players there, but the ones that sit on the seafront all d...

I've had the odd decent raise on bank jobs, but I got shafted badly once which put me off a bit. They're so frustrating to play. One things for sure tho, if u get involved in more than one re-wrap it's not likely to go ur way. Unless ur Rideye from potty who'd probably get pots and a full screen of ...

They were students..........................enough said.

Parasites on society.

I love a service station run, it's the only place where you don't have to worry about showing emotion while punting!! You can fuck about, scream, shout and swear without worrying about other punters like in a pub or nosey landlords. Th dire %ages just add to all the fun and games. Nothing like trave...

After my car blew up a few weeks ago I stayed the night in Watford gap prem inn. After all the bad luck I endured that day, before I went to bed I wandered over the bridge to see what was on the other side. An empire which surprise fucking surprise wasn't trail holding and a big reds. I tried a boar...

It was Bobby Ball.

Glendale wrote:Not been there for a long time! Only used to go to annoy lugs!

Is he still playing? Usually I bump into him now and again but not seen him for about a year.

Always ready!!

Uncle Pennybags

I had a MOB payout almost £200 in notes.

3 lots of 3 men boards = £250

Thats just over £80 on average!!

Are you Rideye from potty?

Average £25 per board at best!!

Like what? Grids that are boarding? Electro's that are 'ready' giving u a quid profit? Oh wait a second, unchipped royal families!! No hold on, games that don't cost £150 to light up. Ziggys and cabins? Crests that take less than a pot? Ur right it's an easy £1,500 a week, so long as u have a route ...

£6k a month? Every month? £1500 a week every week? There is not a single player in the uk that does that consistently. Why the bullshit? Even JG with his dub deal or no deal empty can't manage that!! £500-£800 a week would be a good week for 99% of the people on this site. In fact £2,400(take home) ...

I've seen the BFK hit it with his cock, while doing a hand stand with one arm, drinking a pint with the other and juggling a single pork scratching between feet, while probing a beautiful BFK groupies snatch with his expert tongue between sips.

Really I have. Incredible talent.

Brannigans Ham and Mustard crisps are really nice but quite rare.