Fruit Machine Chat

Never been there, wouldn't go down there to do fruits unless I was on something very new. Brighton is shit, they can keep it.

if they have an account!

Lol he looks like such a poser, but to me he's the one in red in this pic.

Right, so posting pics of yourselves is the way to tell who is harder? OK so you win that one Silent, you look 'harder' in your pic than cannonball does in the one YOU picked of him. Pretty sad though, getting pics off people's facebook. I think earlier posts regarding police intervention could actu...

Why don't you post a picture of your car, Must be a decent motor a player of your standards. No wait its that shitty 5 door clio with body kit and pink stickers lol. These are commonly referred to as 'muppet motors' and I have no doubts someone like him has one. He seems to like his tattoos, how ab...

i dont know who the fuck you are or how the fuck you think you know me but I suggest you mind your own fucking business coz your starting to do my fucking head in. i only have a go at people who troll me or people who chat shit to or about me, i dont just randomly start on innocent people, if you d...

I'm not really the fighting type but this lad just goes on and on, types 10 year old's lingo and clearly thinks he's hard. I've met at least 5 players who would wipe the floor with him, how big or small you are means nothing. The biggest giveaway is how he types that he's hard. Everyone knows the re...

1. cannonball is a troll that has to reply to my posts with daft comments which seems like he's trying to piss me off 2. dont tell the mods how to do their jobs, ive been on this forum for about 4 years and had no problems with the mods, if you dont like it then piss off coz if i go this place woul...

Hmmmmm selling drugs... does that not also start off area wars and all that shit?

Has this landlord got a fit daughter?

That's it, enough is enough... FUCK Key Bets, The last 5 I played all took over 700 spins to get EACH! I don't need that shit, I really don't. I have various conspiracy theories but I guess it does come down to luck too and I obviously have only the bad variety of that. I don't need to play such dri...

Off I go then, 9am the bookies open for the Key I found high enough to take on. I've had to start taking them on on higher amounts now since the update. It just won't give you enough keys, have never been in front on 1 before getting the pot since I was told about it. At first I thought it was BS as...

Pear drops for me, mmmmmmmmmmm although they do make your mouth go all sticky. What were those sweets called from about 30 years ago? They were like Opal Fruits/Starburst, all individually wrapped, green packaging white sweets, chewy, with a few green stripes on them and minty flavoured. Also, Fresh...

The last time I saw a fight that actually lived up to its billing in real life was at college. We had Mr Hard, Ian and Lee who just 'didn't give a fuck'. Lee always kept his mouth quiet but I knew he could fight. Anyway, 1 day Ian reckons he is so much stronger than Lee that he could 'kill him with ...

You're famous mate! LOOK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk48xRzuNvA

Maybe you'll tell me your 2nd trick? I hope it doesn't involve loads of shuffling or keys... or taking on horrendously low pots! :P