Fruit Machine Chat

BFK wrote:Nope I need another clue!

Unfortunately - and to my great surprise - this particular riddle has already been solved. Shame, as there were some fantastic clues still waiting in the East and West wings.

Given I made a tenner on it, I don't really want to give it away. However, I am willing to give a series of elaborate clues, each one more fiendish than the last. Clue number 1: The machine played this time, I shall hint at in rhyme. Thusly - "Wolden Dame" When you've all given up and are ...

I've done the horror stories! Today was my day on the podium, a mere £190 for mega, what could possibly go wrong?!

Oh, result. Shame I've spent the tenner on beer already.

Finally!

14/20 x £100 = 0.7 x £100 = errrrrrr. Hang on, I'll go and wake Rachel up to check...

I'd expect Milan to mean AC as well. They were losing with 3 minutes left, but managed to turn it round for a late win! Must have been stressful if he was watching?

BFK wrote:I did brains on a power play on £70 last week!!!

Its not very often I get really wound up on a fruit, but this made me wanna smash the fucking thing to pieces!!

Has the 3rd reel stopped spinning yet?

Just seen a gamestec digital on £100. Fruits in same pub left on £70.

streakseims wrote:So these will now be the next KBR?

Yup, there's an old bloke in London who plays these with a betting slip taped over the pots. He does £2 bronze, £2 silver and £1 on the gold.

yup

I reckon some people do think that.

But I don't.

Scroll up for an indication of the crap that you will see on day one.

I've been doing these DOND turbos for weeks. All about taking t***o **s* when Noe* *d*ond* (coincidence? I think not) strokes his b*ard. H*pe I haven*t g*ve* t** m*ch aw*y...

Anyone seen my new shoes? Seem to have left them somewhere...

Mix of the usual today. Up a bit, down a bit, up a bit, evens. All standard stuff, but here's something, I spot a shiny new Red Mist through the window of the local players tavern. Whats this? The pot seems to start with a 7? Surely not! But yes, it is indeed true, should probably order myself a bee...