Fruit Machine Chat

buddylove spotted in Cambridge. I am most dissatisfied with the electrical impulses my brain generates as a result of me pointing my eyes so that my retinal membrane picks up the trail of photons entering my eyeball as a result of these photons being bounced off the humanoid form we understand to be...

that lauren looks like a tranny!!!!

You and Ahmed have a lot in common to be honest.

theres something down there

I assume sporting a babys bum right now

That means Germany will win then

Keybet. had this argument i.e reset pots yesterday around South London over a magic overnight reset. Don`t agree with Russ, yes the odds are the same but the advantage to the player is obviously higher if the pot remains high and doesn't get swerved by the bookie. Are there any games in the O2? Bore...

Ahmex IT!!!

omg this boards gets better. Do yourself a favor. Sit down this evening and write down what you feel proud of personally. Your own accomplishments. Write down what about you makes you feel good. And if you realize that you need to write something like "I feel good because I am a man" on th...

they are old hat just like your chats old boi!

how funny - fukin ell not worth turning up for

Cock chef

Norfolk fodder

golden touch

why u turn it off dick splat