Fruit Machine Chat

Hate hearing these kind of things from a good guy of the forum, good luck to though mate, if you need a chat you know my MSN.

hi im new 2 this site have been playing pub fruitys for a while now i understand some of the fundementals of playing but always win some lose some but my question is when i was working in pubs had these lads come in and they would always empty all the machines eg jackpot within half an hour oto an ...

The naieivity of my 'employers' is such that they actually believe that I pretty much always lose which is great! The amount of times they will come upto me and make a remark like 'oh doing your nuts again are we' because I maybe sat playing a machine for longer than 10 mins. I was actually filmed o...

When asked by people you dont really know? Sometimes I tell the truth depending on the person or I will just tell them my previous job title. Guess some understand and some dont!!!!!!!!! Favourite response has to be when you say you've made £150 'yeah but how much did you put in?' Always makes me gi...

Going then and looking forward to seeing top class action.

Exotic Dancer has to win or I wont be!!!!!!!

LMFAO!

I stayed in the nightclub till closing (1 am) and NOT ONE PERSON played this machine all night. Stop watching the machine all night! Dunno bout most on here but me personally, when I go to a nightclub my objectives are : 1/ get paraletic 2/ have a laugh wiv the lads 3/ create havock on the danceflo...

Im goin in again tomoz 7.50 wolverhampton!

Get back the losses.

Who does this? I have done it for 3 years only, profit-hours worked-hourly rate etc. Its good to look back on and to keep track of things just wish I had started a spreadsheet earlier. Its not always good to compare previous times of the year tho! I plan to post it to the owner where I play when I q...

Happy As Larry.

Back it and you will be.

£1.99 for a breakfast is criminal.

Darren did the pub then won it back then had it nicked.......

Quality viewing.

Apparently the end of the world is in sight.

pokerpete wrote:Spend that time reading a book. Looks like you could use it.

I must be getting old. Lazy spelling and grammar is REALLY starting to annoy me. I don't think it's always bothered me this much.

State schools have alot to answer for nowadays.

pokerpete wrote:Is that the same as saying "I could quit any time I wanted to"

I dont class myself as an addict yet I play full time for my sins. I have 3 months off a year just enjoying myself without a fruit machine in sight or the urge to even play one.