Fruit Machine Chat

I was just messing about on William Hill's website, looking at the slots. Noticed this one called Leprechaun's Luck and was playing it on demo at £200 a spin. I found it mildly entertaining, never got to see the top feature. Then I went to the "Big winners" page and noticed some guy called...

Dear fellow gamblers, I would like to sincerely apologise for repeatedly tipping a horse with great authority which has done FUCK ALL but LOSE and is officially my SHITHOUSE OF THE YEAR... this horse is called BACKSTAGE. This CUNT of a horse ran like a pig in the Grand National finishing 10th but co...

You're right. Put simply, they're jealous cunts who'd love to know what we know, know they'd be doing the same if they knew how but don't so they're determined to make things as impossible and difficult for us as possible. On the flip side, there are A LOT of shit players out there who have no idea ...

Right so knowing what's going on with fruits is now a hobby. Why not try stamp collecting?

I suppose all the bar-cunts could say its "their" place (or machine in the case of the twat I had a run-in with) and they can choose who does or doesn't play. They can also use that old, "The machines are for our locals, we don't mind losing as long as another local/regular wins the m...

I never understand why they never really celebrate it. St. Patricks gets celebrated more here than St. Georges! Surely that's wrong!

Imagine the trailer... J.S. with a Bottle of J2O in his hand... for the movie we'll make the bottle actually smash... will bring in more millions than Fernando "Judas" Torres did to Liverpool!

Those Terminators are so shit, I was glad Red stopped making clones because they'd all be like that complete waste of machinery.

Good thing you're not Billy and Berlinda Nomates, eh Barney?

I feel there are now too many players and not enough "units" to make money from. Therefore I suggest we must stop being nice to each other and just fight over machines. There should be the following rules in combat: The player found on the machine will be attacked without warning - prefera...

I resorted to pouring my J2O all over the pub after this cunt of a barman stood there watching me put £10 in a dead Cluedo which was clearly being done... I walked to the Star Wars and the cunt says, "I don't want you playing my machines"... "I don't think they're YOUR machines and I ...

Fuck's sake! Why couldn't Spurs have just poached a win against Arsenal to get my double up? That's why I try to avoid betting on my team, cunts!!!

I can't wait to see you say that to my face, Kesh. Looking forward to it.

Spurs can still win this... but then, so can Arsenal.

Not if you're gonna yawn and act like that about it, no!!!