Fruit Machine Chat

Never been there!

2.05 School Fees £50
2.40 Rainbow Rock £100 NON RUNNER replaced with Kings Fete
3.15 Venus De Milo £100
3.50 Muthmir £50
4.25 Rotherwick £50
5.00 When Will It End £100
5.35 Angel Flores £50

Battle of Marengo £70
Bow Creek £80
Red Avenger £70
Demora £70
Innis Castle Lad £70
Queen Catrine £70
Tall Ship £70

2.05 Pupil £80 win
2.40 Ivawood £20 win
3.10 Cavalryman £80 win
3.45 Waila £80 win
4.20 Hoorayforhollywood £80 win
4.50 Almargo £80 win
5.25 Jodies Gem £80 win

1.55 Brockwell £80
2.30 Scotland £80
3.05 Kingman £20
3.40 Pallister £80
4.15 Touchline £80
4.50 Lady Tiana £80
5.25 Lulu The Zulu £80

1.55 Salutation £100 win
2.30 Union Rose £50 win
3.05 Es Que Love £50 win
3.40 Havana Cooler £100 win
4.15 Dark Profit £100 win
4.50 Argaki £50 win
5.20 Lexis Hero £50 win

My friend Chris the bookie will be picking out his own selections within the hour, this will obviously not count as Ruler of The World since I'm not trying to do an Aiden O'Brien here...

Therefore all posts made by this wise owl will be on behalf of Chris. His realness can be verified!

Was playing a single unit of Machine 6.66 :) ... cash did not come out, refill required £200 odd to collect... Arcade assistant: "Can you please sign and write your name here?" Me: "No I can't!" Assistant: "You have to!" Me: "Or what?" Assistant: "I can't...

Very good, I had suspicious units where it seemed the bulbs for the eyes were deliberately removed!

Interesting how you don't answer about the Reflexes though, isn't it, Mr amazing?

Why has this happened? Why are games so crap now? Does anyone actually enjoy playing fruits anymore? Does anyone start drooling with excitement when they see a brand new fruit? I don't! Do you all blame the higher jackpots like I do for the demise of the fruit machines? Are we doomed as fruit machin...

Already there!

I've been away for a very long time because I was on a nice few tricks and didn't have the time to post on Fruitchat. I dropped many hints while I was posting and I see that some of you did well thanks to my cryptic clues. I always get everything prior to release because I am so high up in the hiera...

I guess I can have a dig at Ruler of The World and Electrocoinist now.

You only live once, shag away.