Fruit Machine Chat

I know the sort. Scally petty crims with no social charm. Not the best of players. Desperate types. They should think outside the box OR just GET A BLOODY JOB!

Sure sure sure. I was getting at how hard it is to be debt free if you're just buying a house in this day and age. Sure 30K per annum will get you a mortgage but I was meaning buy a house outright. I was just having a grouch at property prices. Incidentally 68K was quoted from another post it's not ...

The SWP is really all about winning £1 or £2. Now and again. At the end of the day, pretty much all SWP games *are* skill based (D'uh) BUT payout heavily to a %, usually 30%. Arcade AWPs can payout around 90% which makes them a much more attractive proposition than some sorry quiz game which'll offe...

Ah balls it was some Project such as Monkey climbing the Empire State building or lucky lotto thumbs or lots of pretty colours on The Riviera. Or lots of pots are us or Golden Game by Zamaaazza


I guessed EEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJ 3 but it got wiped.

Shit shit shot - what kind of rig is that? I forgot to mention the surround THX Dobly Nicam Lucasfilm Audiostudio Pro Logic surround units. 60 different speakers of varying frequency responses and yeah yeah blah whatever I don't care how long it takes the Leisure Link man to offload that. PLSMSLSPSL...

" turn em up loud i say " yeah real loud. IN FACT THIS POSTING IS IN CAPITALS NOW AS IT'S L O U D WITH A CAPITAL LOUD. BOOOOOOM! WHO THE HELL IS JD WEATHERSPOON? TURNING DOWN THE VOLUME ON THE SECTION 34 ENTERTAINMENT WITH AMUSEMENT THING WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. I WANT - NOW LISTEN CAREFULL...

Bloomin' 'ell you still got Wombats in Leicester? I'd have thought the Leicester pro streaking team (OCEAN FLAVAS) would have banged them to rights.

68K is not enough to buy a decent house. If it's your sole income you won't get a mortgage as on paper your average annual income is diddly squat if you're a fruitie-head blooper scooper. Never mind a ferrari or a lambo, 68K won't get me a one bedroom flat in Hillfields with a knackered Fiesta in th...

I'll admit to that as well <<super cringe>>.

I have the Yabba Dabba Darts music on my phone.


YABBA DABBA DARTS!! dooomba doomba doombda doo doo...etc

and cherries?!? to be pedantic.

I'll look at those in more detail later. IN the meantime, here's another poker puzzle from the Noisy Tiger pokerblog. Enjoy! You're playing a pot with me heads up in Texas Hold 'Em. The turn card has been dealt and you currently have the best hand. However, no matter what card comes on the river, yo...

How would I go about obtaining lists of varius distributors machines in various locations local to myself?

<<sighs>> Wiiittthhhhhout walking 23223434 miles around all the pubs, bowling alleys e.t.c

I'm actually based just outside Solihull, other side of Brum completely. It's too far for me to drive, for a quick rip. Mind you how many is a few? and how accessible are they?

If you were able to give me some locations near or in The Sky Blue City that are easily accessible - i.e Not "The spit and tart" clique pub in some inbred suberb, then I will be of immense use to you in playing Cash Factor/Reel Good Time. Far more useful than my meandering posting I did on...

There used to be a couple near me, but they've gone now. If anyone has some near me or you then I could pop along and show you some bloopin' clever stuff!