Fruit Machine Chat

Cf wrote:Well, I've not had a board on mine for a few days.

Just like the real thing then

What a shower of shite.

Cor blimey - imagine if you had some good info on these, they're absolutely bloody everywhere!

It will GATW but only after about £250 of relentless forcing for red symbols, as I discovered to my cost. But it was worth a try.

Why would anyone waste time scratching their name into a machine, when they could be busy making money from it?

Still better than Banker Never Rings/clones and runs off with your money - £70 in for a flat board on Gold? Go fuck yourself Noel. Thanks :) Depends how you look at it, really. There is simply no way of winning a prize >£5 around 95% of the time on RDRT or DOND E/W. A pound in a DOND Gold could, an...

So, I'm a punctuation freak.

Whatcha comma do about it?

Profile is a simple one if you're playing casually - £1 to £5 cash shots/Win Spinner, Triple Shot, Box Clever, Turbo Cash on the features. The moment it gets through that barrier and offers the £3+rpt (red) ie. something capable of £6 or more, there are your phones. If it cost you less than £40 to r...

Was it Mark Clattenburg by any chance?

On a Rainbow Riches POG - 3 leps, lights on the 777 cabinet go red (as they do on any feature):

".. LOOK! LOOK!! Its gone red so it's the guaranteed £500 feature.."

<feature stops on £15>

How long before the pot element gets removed - or maybe the entire game itself? Plenty of other versions they can rely on for the takings.

Lee - you won't regret it. Wish you the very best mate - make sure you indulge yourself in something suitably distracting to keep your mind occupied and tell the nagging voice in the back of your head (no, not the missus) to f**k off if it tries to lead you astray. We will indeed drink overpriced vo...

eastangliapro wrote:just got asked for i.d in the shop

Lucky bastard, I've been wishing someone would ID me for the last 20 years!

Yup, used to put CP in the box on a GATW board before chippage.

I used to be a contributor to the blog known as 'Dodgy Boozers' - which threatened to become almost encyclopaedic - and was hugely entertaining to update when it meant entering some of London's most feared establishments. Sadly the site doesn't seem to have been updated for a few years and most of t...

I've committed to so much shite this month that I can pretty much rule myself out of all the remaining Saturday nights. Would happily do something another time, or if anyone fancies beer'n'boobs in the new year I'll gladly count myself in.

betchrider wrote:Where's Nixxy of late?

Here he is - I fell asleep in the airing cupboard (for a couple of months)