Fruit Machine Chat

Hey not been on for a while. Still doing rounds as usual and doing good off certain ones (no idea who plays what on here at the moment!) But recently lots of bad news. For example went round an old route of about 20 pubs. Apart from Noel being everywhere as usual there were other factors. At least 3...

It's not really happened before as my mates know the score and I buy most of the beers and sort them out anyway. Also I send my housemate into places I'm barred from so he's happy. I Just replied saying it's not as simple as that and over the course of a week I do well but it's not a case of just ni...

OK bearing in mind I barely know this couple - known them for a few months via a poker league that I play in. Prefectly nice ppl etc. Any got a text after poker last night saying (and I'll just quote it straight from the text): Fuck it seems to have deleted itself or I've done it by accident as it w...

Well one of my points was:

6) Money paid for ur first board. I've paid £20 for my first board so just took about £10 and walked. That must be a bad sign.

Well my first board yesterday cost £46 and it did a £105 off about £80 so u do truely never know where u are at.

Will do. Luckily it's only a RR and nothing decent. But I really think fruit machines should be in booths. - I don't want advice - I don't like being blatantly watched whether I'm winning or losing - I don't like being called a lucky fucker when I put about £120 in for a £70 - I really don't like &q...

I keep trying to keep an eye on these as a possible machine to win on as there are so many of them but they are just so bad it's untrue. I watched some lads put at least £50 in one and walk off without a penny. I thought if I went for it surely max I'd be £20 down or might squeeze a profit. £130 in ...

Again I'd thought I'd come across everything and all the idiots but no... Was having a drink with mates and a guy was pumping Rainbow Riches. Now when I'm out I pretty much playing anything for a board or 2 - I don't mind losing a few quid. Anyway went on it and some scallys were next to me (that's ...

lol I know I just couldn't help laughing at this guy. He was completely adamant he was owed this money!

I missed power of 5s going mental. Flash flash flash. No skill involved but not bothered

What's all this £100 = £70? We all know that percentages are paid (and averaged) over thousands of pounds (which is exactly why DONDs never pay out much then go mental when they do) I saw a guy on a £35 in a local pub and he was going mental that he hadn't got JP off £180. And he was demanding that ...

It would work in America because there are all fat cunts that can't get up anyway.

Exactly - it's like I'm not going to make a fucking penny yet I obviously can't leave it. for me it's when the notes comes out that I'm pissed off. I hate putting notes in but u turn around and look at a packed bar so no chance of getting change. Argh :x

Had this a few times recently... Stage 1) Machine playing well - just give it me quickly so I can move on... Stage 2) OK you're being a cunt I'm £50 in just let me break even and we'll call it a day. Stage 3) about £80 - £90 in - just give me the £70, I'll be about £20 down. Not happy but u move on....

Apparantly he's showing how he did it on friday.

And all his stuff is not fake. When he played the chess grandmasters was genius.

Yeah I've done that but it's annoying when u carry on for a top and get a flat!

Out of interest any1 had a big bucks red repeat?