Fruit Machine Chat

Who's his mentor? Glendale?

5.15 Curragh DO NOT back MIJHAAR Some of you will see this as a tip since I have not posted a winner on this thread yet, but this horse is a shit house with a shit jockey on board, is upgraded after barely winning a listed race and is so prone to finding trouble that it didn't get a run in a 4 hors...

I put £500 on that to win*

*not.

Sup dat Juice

15 JP machine in disguise.

Who said one bloke (who happens to be black) stank? I did.

Does that mean all black stink? Of course not, I'm no racist.

Who said Asians and Eastern Europeans stank out the bookies? You did.

Bookmakers in some areas, especially in London, are not bookmakers at all, they are community centres! People sit there like its a seond (or even first) home to them and all stick together against the shop managers. Yesterday I was unfortunate enough to be in a Ladbrokes where a giant version of Ga...

"Give me all the fucking money now! I've got a gun."

The Crown in Woking has a Royle Family and Donkey Kong, both unchipped.

"Connect jump leads to a Party Time Arena" was one of Justin's pearls of wisdom.

*their

New chip play rubbish. Bell Fruit bad. Bell Fruit suck tramp cock.

Totally agree with what he says.

Whatever happened to that forum? The birthplace of the Internet pros. Only beaten in terms of cuntistry by the woeful Club Machine Association (pay £30 to learn how to take photos of pounds coins on a duvet)

*parks