Fruit Machine Chat

Kilmarnock (evs) Inverness (4/6) double.

Just entered the free one on the metro.co.uk website.

Shaggerty wrote: Ironically I'm starting a job with Essex Leisure in the near future. :-)

Trust they won't mind having a potential new recruit inform the board about your new employment?

"from the bowls of the net" - should be bowels I guess.

This happened to me to a much smaller extent in Edinburgh yesterday. Punter wanted £500 on a dog at 4/1 in what looked a tight race. The staff member phoned head office - whilst he did that I stuck a tenner on it with the other staff member. He got it on - won easy. Just a wee bit more proof to me ...

The music after 25 seconds or so is The Lonely Man theme from the Incredible Hulk - how apt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=talSj2w5kyc

Just watch the video - it describes me and countless others to perfection.

Spyder wrote:you tellin me ya didnt put £50 on it after hearing his bet?

Because everyone who punts £10k a bet wins every time?

1. Stop hiring these machines - buy 2 instead (see ebay, pick up decent club machines around £200 + delivery). Not only will you save on the rental, but you can eliminate the possibility of any money going astray (not inferring that this was ever the case, of course... ever....) 2. Find out how much...

In a recent visit to the, ahem, lovely town of What's It Called in scotland, I noticed a couple of a shopping arcade there, first time i'd ever seen that.

In a recent visit to the, ahem, lovely town of What's It Called in scotland, I noticed a couple of a shopping arcade there, first time i'd ever seen that.

Damn, I thought the pleasant surprise was a blowjob.

The one on the right is definitely The Blackjack Club.

There's also a pattern in the colours for the answers in groups of 3 (I think).