Fruit Machine Chat

Any old Scottish football questions usually turn out to be either Queen's Park (Scotland's oldest football club) or Third Lanark (now defunct).

Either of those fit?

Got home at 5.30am after some night bus shennanigans ... Twas a good night but coulda done with a few more lads - hats off to the NI guys for keeping their 100% record :) Blew £230 but made it back today with a couple of handy Mists and various other bits'n'pieces. We had a good larf leering at this...

Player's Choice?

Can be very generous when cobbed.

So, what was the answer?

Swindon are hot at the moment - Barnsley have been good value at home (usually around 5/6 or better), and Notts County have been punter friendly in recent weeks.

Southampton are showing frailties of late, and have scuppered some of my bets ...

And why is it that when you're in public and you feel a bogey up your nose, you look round to make sure the coast is clear, but as soon as your finger get within an inch away from your nostril, someone looks straight at you? So you try to make out that you were scratching it or feeling your teeth t...

Ive arrived and all Be good to see you again mate - admire your long distance commitment to the drinking cause! Just had a look at the planned tube closures this weekend and although there've been some nightmare weekends recently, this ain't one of them. How many peeps we got then? 'bout 10 or so?

who truly knows but i predict either some deep routed personal life anguish/tragedy thing that has given rise to a large chip on your shoulder , which is oh soooooo easily triggered at the slightest provocation . or your simply an arsehole , who gets his entertainment from antagonising others or c)...

Felicity Kendal for me, thankyouverymuch.

It would've been funnier if she'd said: 'There seems to be quite a lot of money in this account, can I have some of it?'

Oh and - don't go anywhere near HSBC. Bloody scoundrels they are.

In my experience, the girls are usually pretty clued-up about how much they can get away with in terms of 'extras' to the point that they don't upset the landlord - on a couple of occasions girls have invited me to accidentally leave a screwed-up bit of paper with my number on it on the floor just a...

Scott wrote:Never seen the point in dipping the pot, your bound to get caught, and your tarnished for life.

Oh, dipping the pot ... I see.

I thought you were saying he's known for sexual offences or dropping anchor in the bay or something ...

Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:You reckon any pinball locales could be incorporated into the Meet? :P I'll give anyone a fair going if I've the time! I love my pinball waaaaayyy too much!

THAAAA MA-MUSHKA!

Yer on!

I went to play a Perfect Deal today and found it'd been replaced by a blimin' Christmas tree :x

deano8177 wrote:Going with the flow is the way to go.

Yup agreed, booking something with a commitment to spend a £500 minimum would be nice, but is destined to fail.

Pub-wandering as usual would be the winner with a curry stop-off and some tits will do me.