Fruit Machine Chat

Hanako has been telling me that Noel's Beard is back. Is this true?
My, my!

Reflexes are my favourite machines. It's because I'm blind that I have the annoying burnt bitch tell me all the bad things that are happening and that I don't have to see them. This is different on what I'm told is Sparrow's route, because on those occasions Hanako has to press collect a lot more, a...

Hi I'm Lilly. I'm blind but you don't need eyes to see an idiot. I have a friend and annoying burnt bitch called Hanako who keeps me updated with posts and locations of certain fruit machines. I also have a healthy adolescent sex drive. I found this out in Yamaku but I came back to Scotland and then...

Where did you find the time to do that? ▲▲▲▲▲ The route was easier than normal today. I do not know what machines I play because I'm blind, however they are that easy to win out of. I had lots of time to work with Hanako(annoying burnt bitch) on that picture and I even had more time to explore my h...

My, my! Just look at the time!

With me back on the loose many players need a spare pair of underpants when I catch them green handed with their fingers on my unchipped seals. Don't come up with this machine X bollocks as if you've got machine x, rest assured I got machine x,y,z and all the rest. All the letters of the alphabet. ...