Fruit Machine Chat

ideas anyone?

do as i did to my noisey neighbour, i knocked 7 bells out of him in front of his mrs. dont really hear any noise from him anymore for some reason

its a loada bullshit, thats what it is

leave it outside your house mate, the tatters will soon take it away for you

put it in the skip our kid, you will never get it working

they can do more then £210, theres one in the chippy up the road from me. i took £250 out the one night

did you buy it from a shop in norton canes by any chance?

poor machine mate, just like most daunting, ditch it for something modern like count ya cash

hiya lads just got home from the pub and not happy, ive just pumped £100 into a dond gold and forced it to the max and walked away pennyless. these machines are shite, id like to give edmonds a good slapping

fcuk me and i thought i was strange

you lot think what you like, i took 220 notes out of count ya cash, why would i lie about something like that? what do i have to gain by bullshitting about it? i wish i had not bothered posting now.

i think its people sitting on the stools all day playing the machines farting there arses off. i think the smell must get ingrained in the cloth

what is it with arcades these days? every time i go in one all i ever seem to smell is arse. i was in my local high street arcade this morning and the place stank of swetty arse. anybody else noticed this with arcades lately?

marvellous, not one of you has congratulated me, ive been branded a bullshitter. the machine streaked and gave me £210. jealousy will get you nowhere.

cant believe my luck this lunchtime down me local. popped a quid in the barcrest count ya cash fruity, got on the board on the second spin and lit up all three monster icons, took the feature and got mega streak. yaaaaay i thought, a nice easy 70 sheets. put another quid in and it continued all the ...