Fruit Machine Chat

Just been having a bit of a day dream and noel Edmunds popped into my head.
I thought to myself what the fuck would I do if I actually see/met him? (freak out, shake his hand, slap him, accuse him on touching me).
Can't imagine I'd slow down if I see him crossing a zebra crossing.

Seen this lot around and spoke to 2 of them round London.
I really don't understand how they can be making anything, they get stuck into absolutely anything. dond golds, seal the deal, bankers offer. If its got a £70 cash pot they love it.

Headache

Had a few fag boxes stuck up the chutes,With a little 10-15 bonus a few times, but how the hell can someone not realise over a ton, must be the thick bar staff when floating em.

Played 3 fruits in central London yesterday and for some reason they never paid out,put me fingers up the tube,out came a extra £23 on the first, second £18 and the third £116 (yeah I know how did that much get stuck). What a result that was seen as they where 2 perfects and a flicker that played sh...

Hi all, little bit about myself. I'm Scott from Essex,(loads of thought went into my name) been playing fruits for a few years now. Mainly round the London Essex Anglia way. Playing and drinking seem to be my full time job.
Hope to have a good old banter about fruits with you all.