Fruit Machine Chat

anfield road wrote:some muppets about

Well you'd know.

Dear Harry, I had yet to actually post A TIP! I was asked for some at York which I provided, they weren't very good. If someone runs in a bookies and says "Back this everyone!" That is a tip, it is not a tip when someone asks "What do you fancy at York?" and I reply! Yesterday I ...

Fred is as big a cunt as that Norwegian mass murderer.

oh dear.

I know its short notice, but I am on Unanimous in the 7.25 at Tipperary for a fair few quid, hope he wins! Should do! Only 4 to beat. 7/4

Good luck to 'em, they'll need it next time they go back.

Fred is a cunt. That cut out pic of him in his shops is thing I want to punch most in the world, other than him. Just give me 1 shot, I would chin that smug wanker to perfection.

One of my locals, I walk in and its "Him! That bloke who cleans out the fruits all around ...." I am only in there to check, these 2 blokes follow me! I don't get a drink because I am CHECKING! Nothing in there I like so I'm off, nope, they are now asking me why I am not playing and yes, i...

Er.... you ASKED for tips for York. Tips aren't given ON REQUEST! Good excuse I think.

nope but thinking about starting on crack, does is smell/taste nice?

4.15 York each way Never Can Tell - very in and out form but worth a bet. In the 3.40 the each way places... Farhh 14/1 and Twice Over 20/1 look juicy, more value than 1/8 Frankel! I go for the former to place.

I do not count like that but I will give you the last few I told my friends in no particular order, I did also advise Poole Harbour who lost, that was the only loser in the period of these winners coming in over the last couple of months: 2/1 winner Sovereign Street 5/1 winner Kiz Kulesi 11/4 winner...

I loathe juices, especially that shitty roulette game on them that sucks over £200 for a £70 then starts giving you £1 per spin for the next £200. If there's any fruit I'd love to smash its one of these.

What makes Frankel so special? It was interesting when a few weeks ago the fools at Channel 4 made a 2 part 'documentary' on how the greatest horses had huge hearts, assumed Frankel must have a big one but then never actually gave any detail whatsoever into how big it is or even tried to investigate...

Why did you just reply to yourself?

Is anyone gonna help me out here or what? Surely we are not going to seriously try to HIDE what is in service stations? Do some of you think you have 'hidden' ones?