Fruit Machine Chat

I forgot to mention that I'm alive too. Sorry about that, hope I didn't worry anyone.

IF I had a driver it would be a female one who I could stop and have 'quickies' with. That would be her payment.

I think we should rename this site Modchat due to the fact that the moderators have obviously been told to make more posts in order to make the now dead site look more busy. I'm guessing my audience is about 10 people now - including mods, well no more than 15 anyway. Even Mike posts which is very r...

I'm still here but Mike says I'm not to moan.. especially about this board being dead even thought its obvious from this thread that it is. Er....

Megas are shit.

its definitely not roulette. Probably greyhounds

you people seriously play Deals??? FOR A LIVING???????

I want to try to get on the show. I WILL GO ALL THE WAY!

Stop it, Kesh! You'll get McStreak asking for lemons!

I've heard lucky people are really ugly. Really lucky people are hideously ugly. I'm very unlucky.

Er.... good luck but I think you're getting carried away! Tipping 7 horse multiples will rarely gain anyone a profit. You had a lucky 1st day, I'll be very surprised if you can put up more than 2 winning bets a week. Not that I can, not that I don't think you can pick good horses, just that its all ...

toothless11 wrote:God your sad

How do you know that God's sad? Have you asked him?

wow well done. I said 4 winners max for mav. Gabriels King? Am I meant to be jealous that you all backed an odds on winner? I backed a 7/4 winner called Karma Chameleon, I was confident it wasn't a shit house. Go around backing odds on shithouses all your lives and see where it gets you in the long ...

I have a lovely bet lined up for today...it certainly won't include a shit-house called Gabriel's King - very ungenuine horse and I don't care if he wins, he's 4/5 and I certainly wouldn't back him at that price having seen how he's run so far. Some horses just wait to be passed.

When Keegan was at Newcastle and they went so far clear at Christmas, they were no better than Tottenham are now. It was only because they were so far clear that people really believed they could do it - but I didn't. He bought Asprilla and people say this ruined the balance of the team, defensively...

Good question but I can't really answer accurately. It certainly was not you or me Jason. There are real players on here but usually they keep quiet - unlike us. My excuse is I am in semi-retirement so I don't care what I post, I wish I knew what your excuse is..