Fruit Machine Chat

Pah! You want to get a Phal down you (hotter than a vindaloo). Not that I have them very often - you just end up sat there looking a mess, face red, dribbling, and gasping for air / water! Got a friend that eats them, dipped my naan bread in one night [after lots of lager] BIG MISTAKE, not for the ...

i've been barred from more than i can remember. one that sticks out for me was a jurrasic pork. had the fat bird from behind the bar on my shoulder the whole time. she watched me 75 roll it next visit walked in she must have a switch behind the bar OFF right in front of my eyes. mardy cow.

when the next roll is due by putting reminders on my calender. it saves confusion [especially after a few beers] and takes a few seconds.

cheers streakypoos, i'll have a little tinker next time i go there. i've had that 'hit the top' i went for the twelve not thinkin and it adds all 3 numbers up, too make it worse when i worked it out after twelve is'nt even jp anyway ops:

no its defo by empire, can't say i got on with the pick a win method. took it about 7 times too no avail. like said above absolute wank

in order 1,any unchipped extreme. 2,bucket loads. 3,happy campers. 4,top gear. 5,TAW. 6,all fired up. 7,space raiders. 8,nuns and roses. 9,JJC. 10,GBC

absolutely, if i have a good start the day follows suit. if i have a shit start i may as well just go home. never stops me tryin though.

cheers mate i'll have a look 2nite. might be alright for a bit off beer money.

just been in my local and they've just put in an m/c called tombraiders by empire 25 jp, it looks bit like a hi/lo karate by vivid with a mixture off arabian nights and vamp it up music which made me chuckle. would be interested if anyone knows owt cause it looks like i right pile off shit too me :?...

i'm gonna get one,

i will never play vamp or clone unless ive got at least an hour till closin time, i know you usually nick a quick jp but its usually the case when you walk in pub 30 mins before closing the m/c's a wanker, next thing you know TIME GENTLEMEN PLEASE. gutted. ive done a 4 hour stint on a 15 pound battl...

everyone seems too have forgotten about dosh and pecks and fireball a classic jp steal

great player. future world champion without doubt. r.i.p

martalwombat wrote:Ur extremely sly, u!
U go from 1 extreme 2 another!!!!

can't argue with that

the east midlands is a big old place. i'm sure you'll find em if you look hard enough.