Fruit Machine Chat

Maybe there should be a competition to see who can video themselves getting the best points*pints product. Similarly, I'm reasonably confident there is some at least some basic correlation between my drunkenness and the fact that I am terrible at this game. Do we have to play the game "most po...

dinner ladies and potwashers who are notorious alcies and wastrels

That's a bit rich isn't it? I've washed more pots than you've pissed in, but that only made me more of a man.

[After further predictable snickering] Yeah, whatever, suck it up.

Either way I'm still impressed, especially if the Honourable Gentleman was pissed up, as I am yet to clear, although god only know why it's proving so difikult.

Perhaps it's my unerring (yet seemingly miniscule) vocabulary that's the issue.

Good unit, that. My mate's got one.

You can probably shift it with some sort of independent local courier I'd imagine for a reasonable price.