Fruit Machine Chat

Hi Boys, Looks like some games will also go. Add to Poker, Roulette, Bingo and fruit style reel style games but now add Deal or no Deal and Monopoly as these are games of chance .... Well at least we still have fruits!!! Well at least you didn't post the outcome of a private meeting on a public for...

Released on the gambling commission website this week...

http://www.gamblingcommission.gov.uk/pd ... 202009.pdf

You can say goodbye to Skill Ball Bingo, Poker, Skill Quest, etc...

CrosbyRules wrote:ive had 4 leps for a quid

Oh no you didn't.... not in this universe...

Lets think about it like this shall we... Roulette naturally pays out at 97.2% - and thats with no skill whatsoever. So, if you then make it skill, the payout percentage HAS to go up... it can't go down unless you are doing something illegal... i.e, making it not skill. With that in mind, ask yours...

Lets think about it like this shall we... Roulette naturally pays out at 97.2% - and thats with no skill whatsoever. So, if you then make it skill, the payout percentage HAS to go up... it can't go down unless you are doing something illegal... i.e, making it not skill. With that in mind, ask yourse...

Most rigged game in the world since records began.
It isn't skill, it isn't legal, it isn't going to be around for long.

I had two carpets for £20 and one carpet for £5. Lovely! I had three carpets on this just yesterday in Leicester Forest East... Each one span in £5, then each one stopped! Three for £15! Jesus! Must be something in the welsh air!! Oh, and Cheryl Cole walked in at 11pm on Sunday... looking VERY thin...

translation ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jpm and barcrest once ruled the roost ,,,,,,,, but we invented something called the flat profile ,,,,,, no matter how much you pump it ,,,, we made sure that you only win 3 quid (4 if red),,,,,,, and for pro's ,,,,,,, we want roughly 130 quid for a flat 70,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...

5 cars wait for it 20 fucking quid On the similar abortion that is Sir Lance-a-loot, i've had five dragons give £12. Reflex's B3's are without a doubt some of the worst around. I can imagine the game design meeting either went... "Q: Right, should we make the number of symbols that start the f...

if a game of "skill" has programming which precludes any chance of winning, has an offence been committed? i don't condone any immoral activity and illegal acts should be punished. however, the isolated incident of rebooting a computer to restore functionality can't be considered criminal...

If he was doing the old paragon method that involved turned the machine on and off, then technically he has committed an offence and should quite rightly be prosecuted.

That is not an honest means of winning out of a skill game.

translation ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jpm and barcrest once ruled the roost ,,,,,,,, but we invented something called the flat profile ,,,,,, no matter how much you pump it ,,,, we made sure that you only win 3 quid (4 if red),,,,,,, and for pro's ,,,,,,, we want roughly 130 quid for a flat 70,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...

gambogaz1 wrote:Have you tried not bothering to nudge in the wins then? leave a feature let em spin on instead.

Yes i have - and that seems dangerous as it likes to go a long time without giving the three phones...

If you own the machine, then you have already won the argument. However, i stand by my believe that Open currently have the worst (albeit largest) selection of bad games to be found on any box. Games Warehouse used to have an enormity of bad games on their box - most of which have thankfully disappe...

Talking of emptiers - i once emptied an entire bottle of magners into my mouth, followed by another three after that. Within 15 minutes, i was the best fruit machine player in the night club, although for some reason i must have left all of my winnings in the paytray/bank/drunken fat bird that was c...