Fruit Machine Chat

i went to the doctor and asked him :
"do you treat alcoholics",
he said
"yes of course i do",
i said
"great take me for a pint then cos i am skint".

so now we know. thanks a million. (anybody got any spare DAZ WATTS microwave IR emptying devices, i will take 2) .

Lets Vote for an illegal section not a blatant illegal section selling stolen goods etc, but there is absolutely nothing wrong in sharing information whether legal or illegal on the internet, if it is the case that you cannot then we may as well get the governments to take away the internet serving ...

pokerkingqueen, your wasting your time asking anybody on here, seems the sarcastic bastards like quizmaster think its ok to have a buy and sell section full of probably illegal dongles with credits and other probably stolen items but when you ask a simple question to get something a little cheaper t...

mjd the mileage was wrong, if it had done 4,000 thats only 76 miles a week at 1 year old total, 19 miles a week at 4 years old, it has been proved that drivers are excited about driving their brand new car and in 99.00% of cases will do more than the 12,000 average in the first year, this 12,000 ave...

Post Bargain Supermarket Beers or Spirits Here
its getting harder to get a bargain so i will start it off
20/01/11 tesco 15 x 440ml tennents lager for £10 (scotland).
Cheers.

Paddy and Mick are at an interview for labouring jobs, the interviewer asks paddy knowing he is a bit thick, "hey paddy if you can give me a sentence with the word good in it you can start in the morning" paddy replies " i have a blue duffle coat and when i wear it i feel really reall...

the scotsman is back in the jungle again and gets caught by the mazulu cannibals, "lit may go" he screams, ok says the chief if you pass three tests we will let you go, if you dont your in the boiling pot. in the first hut are 3 barrels of whiskey if you drink the lot you have passed, in t...

an irishman, englishman and scotsman in the jungle get seized by the pigmys, ok says the pigmy to the scotsman what do you want death or bunjy, the scotsman replys bunjy, he gets grabbed and shagged for 2 hours and is last seen staggering out the jungle. ok says the pigmy to the englishman what do y...

Big Jim goes back to the Job centre and sees another job : (Hod Carrier Wanted £55 an hour) he grabs the slip and runs all the way to the building site for the job. he speaks to the site foreman, "Ime here for the hod carriers job" the foreman replys "fine we need someone now when can...

Big Jim spots a job in the job centre, : Lion Tamer Wanted : jim quickly gets himself down to the circus and speaks to the ring master, "i`me here for the lion tamers job is it still available". "yes" says the ring master. "okay" says jim "what do i do if ime in th...

Paddy and Mick go to the demmers for a pint to watch the big game and they take Micks big alsation with them. At half time Mick looks over at the dog and its licking at its balls. Mick turns round and looks at Paddy and says "Hey Paddy i bet you a fiver you couldnt bend over and do that". ...

Teacher : "Billy, if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot 1 how many will be left". Billy : "None miss the rest would fly away". Teacher : "No Billy the answer is 4 but i like the way you think". Billy : "I have a question for you miss, there are three ladies...

take revenge, buy an american pit bull terrier starve it for 3 days making sure you give it energy supplements in its water, and when they leave their dog in the garden rough yours up a bit to get it annoyed then remove the muzzle and literaly throw it over the garden fence, once their dog has been ...

psxcity,
WoW how do you know that!!!
thanks you deserve 7 stars.