Fruit Machine Chat

I found this site by typing in FOBT CHEATS in google. Try it and you'll see what I mean.

I wasn't being an asshole. In your previous post you said stick to low stake fruitys ( I presume you mean fruit machines with nudge buttons, like the ones to be found in pubs ) and play for profit if you know how to play. This infers that there is a skill to playing them. Please enlighten me.

What do you mean by fruitys? Those ones in the pubs? I haven't got a clue about hot to play them. Is there really a skill to it and if so can you win big?

I was , of course, being sarcastic. I no longer frequent bookmakers. My period of madness was thankfully brief. The only money I lost was money I'd won which still makes me a mug but I know it could have been a lot worse. Dave FOBT, let's be friends. Sorry for calling you a tosser. (I'm not taking t...

Would have become the 'bigger man'....? Words cannot express how bitterly disappointed I am with myself for failing your 'test'. Dave, I feel that not only have I let myself down but I've let you down also. Oh the shame. Thanks for the advice about 0 being due. I've just returned from Corals where I...

Dave FOBT King,

Not gay, just can't abide knuckle-scraping, lowbrow munters who sadly appear to be prevalent in betting shops throughout the UK.

You're from Scotland though so I expect you are exactly like the tossers I'm on about.

Hi everyone, Just discovered this forum. Finding it very entertaining. I would like to share my own experiences with you all if I may. I started playing the FOBT roulette about 5 months ago. Just a couple of pounds at first and then progressively increased my stakes (an old story I know). I would co...