Fruit Machine Chat

Post the tel no and I'll ring 'em at 3am every day. That's the wake up call they need.

nothing to smile about. £100 stake to potentially win £500 in a bookie.

£2 stake to potentially win £4,000 in a casino.

I think that's better than 4/1, but my maths is poor.

rule #1 when on a mission...

smash the CCTV first.

it's always worth reading what the ATR Tips section has to say about a race you want to punt. They don't always get it right, but i've had a 40/1 winner off it in the distant past.

alright alright!

RR Russ is the FOBT expert on here and there...

let's just assume that the theory is correct,,, they pay out 90% over 100,000 spins...

... so why have many many people each lost £100,000 plus?

88 miles an hour, or a fucking expensive box of Lego.

had £500 from 3 leps once in all the years, off an FOBT in an old Tote bookies. Funnily enough had £250 from 4 on a Golden Charms in Betfred today. The "win streak" seems to have been tweaked, getting £99 a few times lately. Pie gamble the only reason to play GC tbh.

fox wrote:
Regular FOBTs players look like depressed zombies.

what he said.

you have no choice but to play 'em. Some of the rents are £750+VAT weekly. Someone has to win off the machines, fairplay if you can use inside info. you are on the inside so I don't blame you. If you're a freehouse then it's a little bit naughty, but who hasn't been tucked up somehow by a machine op...

my dad hated machines.

but he liked heavy hand tools.

go on any estate brewery site and check out the pubs to let page...

some of them are making a handsome £20 a week off their machines...

JG wrote: take the wonga and never go back

Officially the best advice you will ever get.

Hopefully some good will come out of your predicament, that being you never gamble again. But then you admit that the bookie has beaten you. Have you read about the $1BILLION winner that owes $13,000,000? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/maureen-oconnor-gambling-losses-billion_n_2688929.htm...

on a lighter note, way way back in the day when I was working the street markets (30 years ago), my poor old late Dad says he's banked the loose change I had lying around. I went ape shit, "wtf? how much was there?"

£1300.

Could do with that now ffs!