Fruit Machine Chat

thought i'd rejuvenate this thread because it entertains me. on the bus where it used to say EXECUTIVE WILL PRESS FOR HIGHEST PENALTIES AGAINST OFFENDERS it now says EXECUTIVE WILL PRESS HI S PEN I S AGAINST OFFENDERS hargh hargh. Not really related, but on the trains round here, they have signs wh...

What Java? Nah mate, that's pretty much standard.

Cardinal Richelieu wrote:It can't be much of a computer if it can't handle opening a game room.

Cardinal Richelieu wrote:It can't be much of a computer if it can't handle opening a game room.

Probably won't be able to play till tomorrow, but you never know.

How are your work computers for handling it, CR?

Aye, are there not some issues with macs and Java? Maybe that's the problem, cos the game room is definitely Java

Me

OK, I'm back, and due to the wonderful joy of being a teacher, I have another (paid) week off whilst CR grafts away making nike trainers in the sweatshop that is his working life.

This means I can grub around blindly, failing to get any questions correct, if someone would like to pose one.

Actually, I won't be online for about a week as of today, so probably best someone else takes up the mantle.

The answer was J10 suited, for anyone who was interested.

Ask AcesUp on Laddies for more info (he was a bit of a penis)

OK, according to some guy I met on a poker table on Ladbrokes today, if you are facing AA before the flop, statistically speaking which hand is the best you can be packing?

Remember, this may not necessarily be true, it's just what some guy on the internet told me.

OK, I've just cheated, and that indeed is very interesting.

Can't believe I didn't get it mind you

* slaps forehead *

Hmmm I was thinking maybe something to do with the short code CO being taken by some other country, but I guess that's too far off the mark as well. The "properties of the K v C" Hmmmm * scratches chin * EDIT: Also, North Korea and South Korea both use the K..... * re-scratches chin * EDIT...

Something to do with the C being pronounced as an "s"?

Nice tits would be a bonus

That is indeed what I heard.

Nope.

This mutation has - it is thought - occured in response to a cause

OK

Erm

Recently, a strange mutation has been found to be occuring in the evolution of elephants. What is this mutation

(Sorry, I'm no biologist, so may be using incorrect terminology)