Fruit Machine Chat

I had to bar a young man from my pub today. I watched him intently, he was obviously on the fiddle as he bought a soft drink and went straight onto our new machine, I think it's called endemol for those of you who are interested. He was on it for ages, but rather than bar him after the customary thr...

That's an amusing image, but back in the day we had a tele themed machine in the wife's pub and this youngster walked in with at least ten didgital watches strapped all over his arms. He must have had a big magnet on him because before the alloted ten minutes maximum playing time alerted us to his w...

I wouldn't bother playing the lottery on here, with some of the serial scammers around you have little chance of actually winning.

I have a Sony television set in my pub, so I'll chip in with Sony.

The final answer will be Virgin.

Absolute rubbish. That was negative flop equality and certainly negative turn equality. I would never move in with less than a king as even with a chip stack of one you can win tournaments by holding out. Phil Helman's won the 2002 world series of poker by blinding out the competitors with just 37 c...

Thankyou ob, you have finally solved that mystery for me. I do apologise for wasting everone's time. I thought I knew all about the gamblers, but this site has opened my eyes, I may be logging on in future for tips and tricks and hints myself. Take care, sorry I misjudged you all.

No doubt you would love all the details. I sense you wear baggy clothes Gary. Vale of Evesham is a close as you will be told and I see a Monopoly themed machine is here and I know there is a Big Ben machine in my wife's pub. I've not been over to the Hampton side recently and do not know or particul...

Thankyou for the welcome, you sound a decent enough chap. I apologise if I sounded narrow minded and unwelcoming. That is not an impression I would ever like to think of giving to genuine customers. Also I apologise if I've been a bit quick to speak out. I am sure there are genuine types who go on c...

Listen youth, don't get smart. If you think you can lay one on me, good on you, you've got courage. If you think you're having my loyal customers over, think on. It's my pub, my rules, not your pub. I pay the rates, I pay the taxes, I run the business. YOU do not tell me when I can and can't switch ...

I share my sympathy with the author. I have worked in and owned pubs all my life and know what sort of scams are involved with gambling machines. It has got to the stage where I am thinking of getting them off the premises. I haven't the time or inclination to read every story on here but I see the ...