Fruit Machine Chat

Dob the cunt in. Hate wingy.

He still drive that red 4x4?

Had no real issues myself but I know my mate has - It's all very low level going halfs a fiver in each etc but it's the principle of the matter that he never adds the cash up fairly and worms his way out or into a financial benefit. Sharking Playing the machines before mate turns up Agreeing to go h...

"Couldn't give a rodents rectum mate!"

I don't think there is too much correlation between the dongles and pub %, too many middlemen as it were, suppliers, landlords, pub chains etc

Playing a Dream Factory that resets when Mega is shot. Try and prise a few quid from it, next board first spin Phone, Belt reel jams up. Frumpy old cow from Smith's does nothing about it. A handful or so in. Payout jams up on £10 on an old Pinball Wizard. Go to the desk, they reset and 3 quid comes ...

Incidentally P155 OFF used to be parked down a sideroad from me. It was on a Mitsubishi 4x4 jobby IIRC

I did search 210 MS but hadn't been released yet or something

Aston Martin always parked near mine with the plate

65 MS

Someone's not had a great result! :P

Would love to own a Copper Loada just to see how it actually makes %. Not played one, never had one around, but the horror stories intrigue me

I would have done a review on this one myself!

However, when I got into the pub to play it, I looked at the rules, thought "Wooaaah, no thanks!" and returned to the menu.

The legendary Pulsation £0 top!!!

That is the answer we are looking for! :-)

No, entirely my fault, but it's fixed now! So lets see if this one is annoying...ANd no JG cheating otherwise...welll...hehehe

Things have died in the Quiz again...Get the juices flowing, this one might be easy.

Peter Lodge recorded which much-heard and iconic 3 word phrase?

Hallowed by THY name...Idiots! That comes on par with Find 5 which once informed me that I cannot buy sausages.

Ah, damn! I KNEW I hadn't got my helping of hate for this machine yet! :P

I'll probably be back in the pub in a couple of weeks so I'll see what it can do. Was kind of tempted to try the spoiler questions but never did.