Fruit Machine Chat

I hope it's not too much bother double posting this topic, but I did JG's plan of forcing the £5 version. Top of the stacks only. After £8, I could have had the Jackpot off Fruit Joust red. After £23 and £36, it offered me the £5 cashpot. After £43, it rolled in the Jackpot for a very anti-climatic ...

The S on EstablishmentS says it all, does it not? If you own more than one, then this is sort of a mini chain. So you run a soulless pub with a bad eye on customers! It's like PC word in Hell, the worst of both worlds

The reason why pavements are not gritted is this:- If the council's grit pavements, and someone falls, they can be sued for not doing their job properly. If they don't, and someone falls, it's an act of God and no-one is liable. Sick, but true. Wouldn't people sue the council for not doing enough t...

There are far nicer pubs with better prices as it were! But they are 250 miles away from here so I doubt I'll be going there regularly. Apart from the steak and stale pie, there's nothing at all wrong with it in there. And it's mostly busy because of the cheap beer, though I'll hold my hands up and ...

Good morning one and all
I have played the £5 Jackpot YLK, and it wasn't very interesting. It cost 3 for a board, that was a pound block, next pound was the same, and then I finally scuppered a £2 win before getting bored and leaving.

Never had one, but a friend has. And they've had it more than once, so if they are coming back for more, they must be doing something right. My road has about 4 curry restauraunts on it though, so I'm suprised there hasn't been a warfare on like the Portsmouth Meat War, where fellow kebab shop owner...

YOU ARE A WINNAH!
Those were the times eh! Incidentally, Your Lucky Knight gives you a friendly 9,4,9,4,9,4, set as you gamble up sometimes. Even if you lose, I like hearing it go "DAMN DRAGON!"

I used to like the steak and ale pie, until I got one that was burned on the inside completely. The outside was completely fine. Not antarctic, but cold. Now I stick to the bangers n' mash. The gravy is very nice indeed. Look at us all talking about Spoons food like this! It's like one of em posh co...

Matt Vinyl wrote:What's that other tedious combo? 4/7/9 or something like that... (May have been what PAR had already posted, lol).

Oh hush, Tedious combos? Go back to the JPM days. Super Breakout
First person to guess the combo wins the satisfaction that they guessed correctly

The trains were fine today. An improvised service, but nothing that I am not used to. They all ended up leaving at the same time past the hour, except there was an hourly service not half hourly. If you get what I mean. I normally catch the 23 minutes past, and that was still there. But the 53 minut...

Normal people generally eat out in good places, if you're living in cars and pubs you'll probally be eating shit food anyway. Spoons is cheap and does the job. And I'm not in there to play the machines. Normally a sitdown curry or All You Can Eat chinese buffet fits the bill, but that's not breakfa...

You cannot beat a good old Farmhouse breakfast, sometimes you are lucky and have a smaller mushroom. The Cap and The Coronation do very good breakfasts, though they dont make you feel like eating for the rest of the day!

Yeah, Red Gamings do play some old nuggets. The only ones I remember was Fruits You Sir or That's Magic saying "OHHH-KAY!" and Legal Tender used to make a ship's horn type of noise.

!) Turn refill key with your hand on HOLD 2 to change volume, use other buttons to choose volume up or down 2) Dont know I'm afraid 3) There should be a HOPPER DUMP switch by the cashboxes, so open the bottom door, turn your refill key then press Hopper Dump button Reset the meters? There should be ...

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch! It was an iron bar!