Fruit Machine Chat

I love the way that the Daily Mail have managed to put "Healthy" and "Ready Meals" in the same sentence, even more suprising, they're next to each other!

HorseRacingKing wrote:Kerry who?

Sorry im not a council civilian and wouldnt know whos famous on the estates.

She used to be a member of a well known Pop group, called Atomic Kitten.
How you didn't know her before her fall of stardom is a complete mystery to me.

I have changed that aspect, and leave you for now with this.

A player had sort of believed
A Jackpot is what he received.
But on Legal Tender
Red sevens are tenner!
He didn't get what he perceived.

Raise a half-smile upon your face today! Why did the player throw up on Tower Bridge? It was a Sick Raise Why do flame grilled burgers confuse players? Because they look burnt but they might have lines in them Why did the player put his key into an empty glass? He wanted a refill Why do players look...

Having not been playing Deal or no Deal too much, I still have some boards to report. I will see how lengthly I can make my encounter with the Big Deal, considering there is not a lot to say. I put my pound in, then that turned into 2, then 3, then before I knew it, I was 5 pounds in! However, some ...

That one has a nice amount of machines in it. I was there in 2003 last, so a while back, but I'll try and name all the machines off the top of my head It is the best one in my experience for machines Cops n Robbers Car Wash(was the worst) Super Star Ultimo Money Laundry Dambuster Knights Trail Reel ...

Probably some of my happiest days were at Center Parcs, we've been a good 10 plus times so I can give you some tips. Fruit machines are generally OK Watch out were you eat, some of the places can be complete shit. Lets seeeee. Actually, the problem is Kids meals. Not at all worth what you pay for th...

"I got it guys...........We drink till she's hot!"

I wear trackies all the time. Much more comfortable, large pockets, and if you spill something on them it's only a few hours until they dry, unlike jeans that you can't wear for an age or two

Those £15 blocks on older BFGs are possible the worst blocks ever made in Fruit Machine History

I eat lots, exercise lots, and have a high metabolism. It's all good.

I wanted a bad of Bacon Fries! Has Mr Union got them yet? I like this machine, for a quick play. However, there's no units nearby anymore.

The most money chavs ever make playing fruit machines is if they're hanging around next to them and they "borrow a pound" off you. This rarely works either

Seems to be a new take on your traditional outer board/inner board machine. Except this has 2 seperate inner boards that can be got at from various arrows. Either way, you're never too far from a Q mark. The blue and red stacks are dual feature entry/bonus for higher stake. If you're on a pound play...

How about a game of Go Johnny Go Go Go Go?