Fruit Machine Chat

Many years ago there was bird who was your typical gambling addict. All her cash went on the fruit machines. She would give arcade punters a blow job for a fiver and even accepted payment in TOKENS. A real shame as she was "well fit". Wheres she from i have loads of tokens at home?? :lol:...

n1cky70 wrote:Does anyone know of any Cash Attacks in Scotland?

PMs will be gratefully recieved.

Och Aye there are,

3 in glasgow
4 in Edinburgh
2 in Gretna
1 in Dundee
1 in St Andrews
3 in Dunfermline

etc
etc

That would just about kill the awp. Or see a return to £5 jp machines everywhere

Did you stab him??

It wasnt lloyds in huddersfield was it??

Ha funnily enough me and my cousin went doint the rounds in Derby over the weekend, (bearing in mind that we look like right said fred when we are together), we went in this back-street (no pun intended) pub which looked okay from the outside and found a full FNC (or Bum Nudgin Criminals as the case...

thecannonball89 wrote:i have a laptop and i cant change my screen size sp i cant play most emus is there anyfing i can do?

You could try unticking the "only show resolutions my monitor can display" then change to 1600 x 1200 and see if it lets you scroll up and down on the screen.

milk monitor wrote:Saw Willy Thorne having a punt in Newport Coral about 4-5 years ago.

Willy Thorne in Corals??

Give us a break!!

ponies

bit cruel on goalkeepers aswell Graham!!

anfield road wrote:use all up and down nudges when on the board then press collect and then press collect and nudge up or down at the same time

I cant get the MT to work, what am i doing wrong??

"Your gonna leave here with a sweaty box full of noels finest splooge"

Well he doesnt say it on telly but his wifey loves it

I sent one of them revelation jobbies to playersheaven about this, lets see what they say?

Harsh, but then again if i didnt know what one was and i saw someone using it on a fruit that i had just done my nuts on, i think i might grass too

If you were in casino and you saw a player marking the poker cards would you grass him up??

Is it me or are people acting strange on here today, i mean there is pickareel advertising his criminal ways, and then dunhamzzzzz on another thread singing rick astley songs and telling people to download scumware??

Has there been some account hacking going on or summat??

was in a service station couple of days ago,bloke walks in plays chip n spin,£2 in gets £20 on reels and gets up to 500,it ious £320,manager comes over tells him 2 rite a form out with details n put it in the claim box,he fills it in but dosent put it in properly,i get it out n fill another form wi...