Fruit Machine Chat

This was my pseudonym. For some reason I changed the name a while back from Louis XIV to Sod Murphy.

The reasons for doing so have been lost in the mists of time (alcohol).

Cardinal Sin (ex Cardinal Richelieu)

Vous rang?

Zat ees un outrageous slur.

Souvent, si il y a plus qu'une joueur dans son banlieue, jusqu savant quel jours et quel joueurs sont les meilleurs de les-battrez..

C'etait moi!

Mais, c'est de rien.

MUST KILL EVERYONE........

Too right. He's un "sac de ballons".

I am very grateful, Matt, that you are enquis as for the my place. I also estimate that cardinal Richelieu is an ecclesiastic rough and wounding pathetic useless, and I will test with the defrock it. Moreover, I do not have any idea as for which "catches of end" could be. But they resound ...

C'est vrai!

It was "Merci baise, c'est Vendredi!" ... which gave away its £1,000,000 prize money several months before the Queen's cousin won hers on WWTBAM.

Over to you, lehut!

Non. But you're not a 1,609,745km away!

Sorry about that Hommes, had a spot of gangrene.

Anyway, WWTBAM (or as it's known over here, QVEUM) is wrong, as is the lottery.

Keep guessing, there's not many shows it could be!

Haw-he-haw-he-haw!

Mes sides.

Sacre bleu!. I've posted in the wrong place.

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