Fruit Machine Chat

Awful, AWFUL game. All Bell Fruits and the like deserve to be tooled, I take it all back. GOOD ON YOU TOOLERS - tool them to death. £50 from it showing super knockout and nothing. DISGRACE. All these games cost silly money to get a mere board from. Will someone explain to me how they can possibly ju...

I can't believe that a moderator of all people just posted that lenghty drivel. I just wish you'd not dignify this shambolic thread reaching the heights of 100 replies! APPLE CRUMBLE???

JUST END IT, PLEASE!

Remember those fantastic moment when you knew you were gonna make a fortune when those jackpots would slowly roll in? Funny how machines like Arcadia, 5 Liner and the ones with one more gamble for a repeat would still resist though. I had a 5 Liner roll in 5 times once and lose the gamble every time...

please, PLEASE just LOCK IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!

For God's sake why didn't Salford's mum have that abortion? I'm not gonna waste my time, as I said, dealing with idiots like him. I'm trying not to get into arguments but the bloke's got a problem because I DISLIKE thieves. I stand corrected, if his father had only stolen a condom, the world would b...

to say what??????

I think he should be DEPORTED - or soon he'll be claiming to be James Bond...

WILL A MODERATOR PLEASE LOCK THIS TOPIC NOW!? It was a perfectly good topic, parts of it were amusing and then it got ruined by the one line idiotic posts about nothing... "I wasn't doing these" "I was" "I did a few" "So did I" etc. In my opinion, people who p...

JG, you're quite funny. Anyway, back to the story, I forgot to mention that as I was pulling out of the car park, the barman was pulling a pint and peering at my car through a window, desperately trying to remember my registration... Does he REALLY think I believe all that jail rubbish - I think I k...

Maybe. You definitely can SPELL though.

Some European import who looks like Christiano Ronaldo (i.e. a complete prat)... a barman in a pub with 3 rather old machines... One is a Manic Muncher, one if the others an Invincible... I'd been in a few times when they had a King's Ransom and ONE time had a good result on it, banked it for £3 and...

If you're the Danny I think you are, next time I see you I'll smash your face in. If not, you're still a ****.

Edit by Mod: Will you stop using that word - one more time and you are out - permanently!

This takes me back almost to the very start of my career... worked it all out myself, being a genius...

I think I'd be hopeless on Up Pompeii now though but Roman Reels is piss easy compared to fast stop and steps on reds.

I try to avoid making any eye contact if the bar is in a position where you have to see the bar staff before you can check the fruit. Sometimes that's by pretending to be on the phone and ranting at someone saying they are taking the piss and I have to walk all that way now, you tosser, etc.

if only I could be bothered to go into great detail to show what amateurs you are...

maybe tomorrow

oh indeed they went for ton tops regularly. I've never seen a KK go for more than £50