Fruit Machine Chat

My eyesight was perfect, then I started wanking...ha ha. Na like Mcstreak said shoot em ups flashback roll with it thats what boned my eyesight.. It's something to do with crossing your eyes slightly whilst looking at a bright light covered by a rapidly moving array of colours, now I say it im supri...

Toolers are ruining our image. I have had had countless fruits go empty on me in the last month or so all because of this bloody bell tool. Nice pubs with good machines have become on top because the landlord never sees mr tooler, he sees the guy who comes in every 2 days buy's a blackCURRANT and so...

On my very, very lean playings of anything £500 wise. I've had two 3x'leps' on Rainbow Riches, both times it's given me £30. I've had two 'mini machines' on Reel King once (ding, ding, ding, ding, DING!) and it gave me £75! I only put a tenner through these and leave if I've had a good day - probab...

No it's gone.