Fruit Machine Chat

I must have caught it on a bad day then - assuming there's just the one type of cluedo machine, I tend to find it screws me a lot on 11 and 2 gambles, but it could have been cold the times I played. I've had a good day to be fair - MS'd DOND CC, Doubled from £20 to £40 on Little Devil, MS'd Monopoly...

Sounds like I've picked the worst time ever to start playing machines... think I need to knock it on the head then. End of the day, it's all about profit profit profit with these companies. Fuck giving people a good time, take their money then hoof them out into the street. People need to learn to a...

Yeah it's a nightmare - I never usually play it as it just slurps up my money then boots me out, but I was feeling smug after doubling my money this morning in spoons so I played the fiver and got rather lucky. Needless to say, I walked! It's a shite setup in that pub - 2 machines, Cluedo and CC and...

Lo all - I'm Matt, recently graduated from uni in wales, only been playing 3 months so it's all a bit new to me. Playing for fun and the occasional JP. I work 2 jobs but am working my notice as I finally start my proper job in about a week n a half. Here for banter more than anything! I'm a bedroom ...

Fairly limited in travel really - I just play my locals because ultimately it's just for fun with me, but when I say up, I generally mean a few quid and the occasional jackpot; definitely not a lot though. Plus I have no understanding of the technical side of things, the history of the relevant chip...

Apologies if I seemed cocky - I don't consider myself a good player at all, I just meant I know the basics above the random guy who throws £3 in to see if he wins the jackpot. I was just trying to say that I know some very basics facts of how they work so you didn't think I was totally retarded. Aga...

Fair enough - I think that's the best answer! Cheers for the decent bits of advice, and for the cockend bits of advice the relevant people can get fucked. Seriously there's no point being a prick when people ask perfectly sensible questions on a board that is meant to be full of seasoned and experie...

Ah but I wasn't addicted to drugs - I took little fellas at raves, I smoked weed because I enjoyed it, and I've never got myself into financial difficulties over any of them! These days I have the occasional pint, a spliff on special occasions, and throw £20 here n there into a fruity. I appreciate ...

Marmite is the mega streak of spreads ;D

I thought keys just tell you how much it needs putting in? Surely that's no use. I refill the one at work every night and the key just tells me what I need to put in it. Doesn't mean it's about to drop if it says "0" because if it's just been refilled it tends to want more before you get m...

Hi again folks, gents, and chavs alike. Been playing the bandits for about 3 months now (I'm 22 and never touched one until the mrs got me into them, bitch) and I'd probably consider myself better than your average player - by this I mean I understand how they work and why, when to force a machine, ...

JG wrote:Legendary, probably stoned rant.

Superb.

(Crazy Chair... *spit*) Gah, I have to agree that "?" on a CC is 99.99% Game 'effing' Over! :x Notice that on a lot of newer machines, there's not even a 'safe spot' whereby a "?" or "Game Over" square is more than 12 moves away. Another :x ... Welcome to the forum by ...

LOL HOW DO I WIN AT GAMBLING PLEASE SEND ME ADVICE. playing little devil at the mo. Its a mazooma. I quite like it. Goes well with a few glasses of wine. Every pound i make in profit i think of you all. Honest. little devils just come in my local its been switched off for the past 3 days dont know ...

LOL HOW DO I WIN AT GAMBLING PLEASE SEND ME ADVICE. playing little devil at the mo. Its a mazooma. I quite like it. Goes well with a few glasses of wine. Every pound i make in profit i think of you all. Honest.