Fruit Machine Chat

feeder22 wrote:I pm'd you random bollocks? Sorry about that.

you have a pm mouthpiece

feeder22 wrote:I preferred Real Pro Gamer's answer.

that is because you are a mong and a fraud. pm me some more bollocks about re-chips sometime

betchrider wrote:How do you get to services as a 13 yr old?

medway services is near a built up area. i lived about 15 minutes walk away. was quite a popular place for youths to hang about in

the worst thing you could say. unfortunately, programming is turning into a lower and lower paid job on a monthly basis. i was talking to some programmers where i work (shipped over from india) who were telling me that a few have tried to get their hours reduced so they can spend more hours working ...

Services can be bad for this, someone was stuffing bog roll up the chute, then going back a few hours later with a bent fork to collect. gotta admit i did this as a 13 year old. also used to hide behind the bank of machines and switch the machine off when my mate 'coughed' when he spotted someone w...

I have just woken up and watched the inspirational video of Susan Boyle making THAT audition and slapping the entire audience in the face with a big wet fish! Then I read THIS garbage! Some jumped up prat who YOU FOOLS worship and seem to see as some sort of messiah BECAUSE YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY HIM!...

dond off cob isn't rare

redlinesman's emptier is still going strong

Yeah, I remember that place. Maureen was her name. And she was a bitch who would just bar you for putting two coins in before pressing start. The cunt in me came straight to the surface one day when I laughed at being told she had to retire after having a stroke. i'd been ripping the reno reels in ...

[quote="jeffvickers"] I've even mastered the art of playing the machine like a frustrated munter, using notes (tenners of course), cursing under my breath at the machine, shaking my fist when I get a win etc. [quote] i used to do this too. made me laugh and glad i don't play em anymore. th...

maverick69 wrote:Im telling you i got barred from an arcade about 7 years ago, i went in last week as soon as i stepped foot in the door...manager was like your barred. freaked me the hell out

once spotted a photo of me behind the booth when getting change in the montag leisure arcade in chatham

betchrider wrote:WHAT???? Wtf did he do take the electric home with him down is knackers or summat?

the ob were right cunts with him. nicked him and the 2 others with him for conspiracy to commit fraud, conspiracy to commit theft, theft, going equipped to commit theft and theft of electricity!

Scott wrote:Did you have to plug it? Can you get in trouble for turning a machine off/on? That might be a bit awkward to explain?

fella i knew got nicked for plugging a machine. he said that turning a fruirt machine on/off wasn't illegal, so they done him for theft of electricity

i got nicked in folkestone about 15-20 years ago and kept in for 18 hours. to this day i haven't been told that the charges have been dropped (they must have since i've been arrested a few times since and released without charge). what really fucked me off was the mille miglia jacket which the ob co...

it's shit like the above that makes me wonder how people are still making money out there.
banged up for a day, money confiscated and never able to go back to that pub.