Fruit Machine Chat

A rather pointless poll. Are you seriously considering barring someone for making posts about playing fruit machines on a fruit machine forum?

Life without fruits is not bad at all. As long as you can get out of the "occasional tilt" mentality. I have not actually played a fruit in ~6 weeks now. The one major plus, or at least I think it is...is that not being continually bloated from fluids...the endless lime and soda waters...t...

Which means what exactly?

What is with all the JG edits these days? So many posts have them... o_O

Count to the point of obsession.

£70 in one pocket for current unit. Constantly bag into 50s.
During play I keep track of coins in. Twixt pubs I check the £70 is correct. Monitor odd pounds that aren't ready for a bag fill yet....

OCD in development methinks.

Personally I (if I remember to) always quickly test the buttons prior to play. The heavenly sound of the microswitch clicking upon pressing is a delight for the ears o_O..... Nowt worse than primary buttons being popped.....after getting involved. I still remember that ill fated evening, after oodle...

Awesome.

As many have stated, Welcome back.

Why are all the Master Of The Games posts "GONE"??

Oh and as for getting confrontational then that, in my opinion, only draws attention to you. Inevitably the person is a local and even if they walk away they will probably have a grumble to the bar ppl about the f'ing rude sod on the unit....


Rule: Act as a normal punter would......

As pointed out above, use the reflection in the glass and then occasionally move side to side when they do...After a bit they find a better vantage or give up... But overall obstructing view of the unit looks major fire, so avoid doing it. The only thing you should hide is the actual key part of the...

We found this random small town twixt the middle of nowhere, first pub had dig it and STC, both had doubles in them....

Next minute some burly guy with arms the size of my thighs comes out and escorts us out.....The town was over in the first unit

Pub watch is not for the purpose of barring customers who win on the machines, it should be for anti social/abusive/law breaking customers etc. I had a mgr that put it forward I should be on pub watch, fortunately someone else new me and pointer out that playing units is not pub watch material. As f...

Another example of "If you are new and you win, then you must be dodgy" <allowing for benefit of doubt> Back in the days of yore when I worked in an arcade, I had three guys who used to come in, they would almost always win in a short time on the same 5 machines! Usually it was quick jps, ...

One more down - only a couple more thousand to go...

Pocket jingles are entertaining but if they don't scare the competition off then you end up with egg on ze face!

I, for one, do not bother. Mostly because I bag them into 50s as I go along and try to keep 100 as unit float.