Fruit Machine Chat

On the subject of £25 pot caps, why were Golds all chipped to this but BRTs not?

BFK wrote:U nob!

The situation summed up perfectly in four letters!!
Sorry, but was laughing out loud at the mental image of you trying to wrestle a giant Spiderman through a doorway!

ahem....

kong wrote:I like to wear my Deal or No Deal jumper, its got an open £70 box on the front and a picture of Noel on the back. Never get any heat at all!

If you don't get any heat from it, wouldn't you be better off with a thicker jumper, or nice coat?

I was playing a Cash Ahoy tonight and got a message saying 'next feature will be invincible'. It took a few more pounds before I got the feature, which was fine...straight £70. Afterwards on the bus home I was thinking....what if you got that message and you ran out of coins, or the bar was closing ...

Thank you, old chap...I'm almost tempted to do a like to myself and pretend it's from you!

Joe Pubic? Is he the short one with the curly hair?

Sorry...my local's a local pub for local people...we'd have to kill you and eat you if you stumbled across it....

My immediate thought was note payout, but the machine's lack of a note acceptor soon put paid to that theory!

My local has just got a perfect deal. I went to it and pressed the left hold button, and it flashed up "last game £13". Yet when i put my £1 coin in, it dropped straight to the cashbox, as did every following pound.
I'm confused!

Of course she's a witch, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
Well, I got better....

Yesterday I was left with the £35 and £70 boxes as the last two on each side on the double DOND game...the first time this has happened to me. The left offered £46.10 and the right offered £53.30.

my last three words for clearance tonight (without being intentionally set up) were , in order, "twas, always, thus". That impressed me no end, sad git that I am!!

Hi folks, and glad my (eventual) first post amused somebody...thought it was about time I contributed something after all this time! I'm a bloke, to clear up any confusion...the username is another story altogether! It was the mention of Ten out of Ten drew me out...."you can do it, old boy&quo...

I'd almost forgotten about Ten out of Ten...."you can do it, old boy!" Happy days!