Fruit Machine Chat

Istenem wrote:only a cretin would do anything other than explain to the publican why the machine is wrong. to claim a double prize without any justification is indefensible.

Do you mean 'Cretan'? They're all liars, so a possible paradox purports.

Re Arkanoid! You wouldn't believe me if I told you I hold the UK record. Probably. I constantly point this out to the kids who are fucking about being pussies trying to get Prestige on Modern Warfare 2. Got it on MAME some time ago. Pointless without a proper controller though. Was Revenge of Doh do...

Karmic Suck [/u] Last year a crack whore grabbed my balls (twice) and gave them a right old jingle-jangle which gave rise to some front-pocket ching-chingings. "Fancy a bit of jiggy?" enquired she. Of course I did, though I knew it had slipped off terminals months back. Her distraction te...

Mate was up near Manchester when he encountered him. 'Bob' also mentioned to him that he did guided tours of the Somme during summer. Of medium height and stocky-ish build I think he said; definitely mentioned he looked 50+ish. On the 1v100 endgame he suggested my mate hit a certain silhouette since...

Finally, as per-omissed. As I said, probably a different mystery this. A few months back a friend of mine was quiz dabbling when a cocksure pulled up next to him and acted all helpful by answering stuff my comrade didn't not already know. The guy told my mate that he'd been a winner on 15-1 years ag...

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Totally irrelevant to the mystery in hand (though I may have some info on that if the price is right) I'm getting nowhere with my attempts to try and locate the answer to the original question - are you going to enlighten us anytime soon, K_Oranj? When I get a bloody minute, yes (monetary offer not...

LOL... well, it was alright. Coat's still in the cloakroom.

Totally irrelevant to the mystery in hand (though I may have some info on that if the price is right), a 1989 show winner, Steve Smith, has done a page on the contestants he battled. A little funny, and certainly forthright. So, in the stylee of a William G. Magnus Woganson poser, I'll ask if anyone...

Hope you enjoyed it MV

Was wondering that myself Properpro. Any use of tech gadgetry could make one a target for unfair discrimination. Though I'd say general ignorance is just as likely a motive. btw all this poo talk has reminded me of the time when my mum went through one of mine, in a frying pan. It was a forensics jo...

roberto la vigna wrote:Only if you can offset it.

Ah yes, something to do with a 'carbum fartprint' I hear.


You beat me with that book link grecian.

Oleg Stepasupernova?
Sol Per|haps?
Advanced Alien Automaton?

I know it's NOT Henry the janitor.

We should all know the answer to this by now. (On an incidental note, I swp with my kids down the snooker club no problems.)

Then again laws change. I'm sometimes not sure if I'm legally allowed to fart anymore.

'irrelevant'? You set the National Curriculum Barry?

And we all know Quizmaster's Steve Romana.

Guess I'm on my own when it comes to being a Stephen Lee fan then. :lol: Great quote from a mighty snooker player by the name of ......... (come on, let's build up the intro) ........... STEPHEN LEE!!!!!!!! "I've always said if you get out of bed the right side then you've done most of the hard...