Fruit Machine Chat

Pots of gold

Big box of donuts!

Lmfao, egged papped and banjo'd,

I use the term egg or egged alot,
If its shit, its egg
If its burnt, its egged
An empty is, a egger

Got random call from a Lee Nelson wannabe yesterday that's I've never seen or heard of, He told me a emptier for red mist something about doing 75p on 25p then £3 on £1 the play on 50p for something or the other, I sat there all night thinking "sounds legit" but I don't know any red mists,...

Than alcohol and cigarettes ?

Grannies like bingo, bingo has simple easy to work machines that can streak big randomly, When waiting for bingo to start there's not much more to do other than have a punt on a machine where you have a chance of winning or just being entertained. When there's no bingo and the blue rinse crew are bo...

Go to Hyde park speakers corner at 1pm tomorrow to the 420 legalise cannabis meeting and sit with hundreds of people smoking joints in public in front of police but can't be arrested and maybe weed will be a legal drug too, it costs millions every year trying to stop cannabis, if it was legal this c...

We're players and don't hide it, if someone says "how did you get jackpot" we say "we're professionals" and laugh it off. We be honest and considerate and get along with most staff and offer them drinks and don't let them think we're bullshitting lie'ing thieves and things go smo...

If its your area keep on doing as you are,
If you travelled far to burn someone else's machines then there's nothing u can do.

they dont like newbies here :/

theres more fights in pubs than in Amsterdam cafe's !

Sorry, silentg, couldn't resist. Hope you've been smoking, not drinking Your right, beer gives most people a short fuse, I've had many fight that we're booze fuelled but haven't had a proper drink in over 8months since I've been back in the gym, Weed chills me out and I can't be bothered to argue a...

I got on it at £411 and it came out at £488 make £480 I think.
I put the pic on "getting bared" and got grief lol.

Me and a mate smoke about 4grams of weed a day when playing, 1st joint at 8am wake and bake, Never made a mistake on a machine because of being stoned but where your relaxed you don't get soo pissed off and angry if the machine messes about. Weed is a natural plant that relaxes you and makes you fee...

cant do it, got too much to lose if i get nabbed lol.