Fruit Machine Chat

There used to be a small village Texaco garage in Norfolk with an enormous dayglo sign at the front announcing:

"OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK EXCEPT SUNDAYS"

just the other seven days then.....

Hi, I'm Neil. Pushing late twenties. Dont play machines anywhere near as much as I used to since having a sprog so I bought one instead. Can't get damned thing working so started trawling the web for assistance and stumbled accross this site. So far have received some good advice. I'm slowly making ...

Round my way there's a flower stall on the side of the road informing passing traffic:

"Flowers from 1.50 or less"

Whats all that about?