Fruit Machine Chat

Agree with Betch there and Benitez going to Inter springs to mind immediately. I reckon its unfair on Warnock but these damn foreign owners want immediate success from mediocre teams. As for being in poor form thats true but you have to take into account who they have played recently and of their ne...

I've poo'ed myself in my local on a pool night whilst playing the fruity within ten minutes of being in the pub! I just farted and felt a bit come out....the worst thing was I had combats on and loose footy shorts on underneath, so it could easily have dribbled down my legs. I rang a taxi, had my al...

People who write 'brought' instead of bought, when talking about purchasing something. What exactly did you bring?

You know the haters will have had a Blackburn, Villa, Sunderland treble and the headlines for tomorrow will be Ji Whizz!!!

Twas offside though.

I think we have a few gamers on here, so everyone, what is your game of the year? Mine is Skyrim. Absolutely amazing game which has games within games and a radiant quest creator meaning there will always be summat to do within the game. Over 100 hours in and I've done everything bar the main quest ...

I think a lot of people on here who are a fair few inches shorter than you would love to be 15 stone lol!!! :lol: I'm one of those people! :P Seriously though, I could never be 15 stone. I'm 6ft, 19st 8lb, with a 42" waist, big shoulders and very heavy bones. The weight has been slowly, but sur...

if i could i would go out xmas day,i fucking hate xmas,my family arent remotley close Same as. Most of my family are tight cunts. They never bothered with me or my sister when we were kids. Now us two are doing ok, they try to be nice. Well they can fuck off. Another sister asked where her present ...

First time I'll ever agree with you, you Liverpool hating swine!!! :wink: £40k is loose change and 8 match ban will keep him out 'til late Feb/early March. Not much of a punishment. If it was one of us we'd be banged up. An example would have been made. Evra is scum though, not quite in the same lea...

I want Wigan to go down because I despise Dave Whelan. Bolton have lived a charmed life for too long and any team who pays £4M for David Ngog deserve to get relegated. Blackburn are a piss poor team bought by chicken farmers last season and whats the first thing they do? Sack a seasoned prem manager...

Massive gamble on Irons of Fire, 1.20 @ Lingfield. Opened at 7/1, was 11/8 an hour ago.

I hope you get 3 abscess's next time!!! :P

Maximum Overdrive (JPM £15er) used to roll in the JP, but that machine did some crazy shit maaaaaaaan.

I've had a couple of £25 JPs say hold first reel, with a JP on reel one. Obviously it rolled in, same but different!

That farmers wife from Emmerdale, Moira I think she's called.

The strange thing is he had so much going for him, he was a pundit on Football Focus yesterday and nobody got a whiff, or any inkling of anything troubling him. It is very sad. But I've heard a rumour.....and we know the rumour mill will be going into overdrive, so anything heard or said will be tak...

Thanks Crosby.