Fruit Machine Chat

i'll give ya a conker and 2 elastic bands, 1 of them is broken though. I can also throw in some blu tac (used) for good measure.

Let me know if that is any good so i can send you my address to deliver to.

Thanks.

Went to Birchanger last night and missed out on it. Maybe my 8 year old niece went there on her bicycle. Its on the front page of the Sun tomorrow. Sorry Mr Mcstreaky Bacon, 2nd time i done it was Sunday night! I left you the Hot Property though, you obviously didnt know about that either? I didnt ...

Well my account was only used to pay my rent which at the time was £650 a month, i used to pay it with coins as there is a sign on the counter saying "paying in coins - no limit" then one time i had nothing in the account and was 4 or 5 days before my rent was due to be taken out, i went a...

(Barcrest) Razzle Dazzle!!! (Barcrest) Autoroute, (Barcrest) Line up, (Ace) Poundstretcher, (Jpm) Big Banker, (Jpm) Loot Shoot, Smash n Grab! used to love playing these games, and they still look and sound good today, well i think so anyway. this is when they were actually fun to play!

I lost my Natwest bank account a couple of years ago for attempting to pay poind coins into my account? Was told i was laundering money so they shut my 10 year old account down. I did post on here about it when it happened! And its not like i was extracting the urine as i was only trying to put mone...

yep same as, sitting at home with another bottle of JD, lol back out in a few days once things turn back to normal. Was funny bumping into a player that i not seen for at least 15 years though, probably wouldnt have recognised him until i heard his voice, seems that is one thing that age hasnt been ...

I would just like to thank Dave, Craig, Nik, Bazza, Bob, Billy, Jon, Chad, chazza, Chevs, chuppa chomps, scoopy bloopy, squidly diddly, stewie, the dog from neighbours and everyone else that has called me over the last couple of days. Apparently good news travels fast? Some of the names have been ch...

My Nan phoned me earlier on this one! I wouldn't mind but she died 8 years ago :/

You want a fire pub, check out the 5 bells in Brandon! What a lovely pub! Unfortunately it's got a chip 1 Alien (Claremont) in there. On top ain't the word! The barman is absolutely harmless but you will only get 1 jp before he attempts to switch the machine off. I did actually think it was quite fu...

errrr, what is sex?

Wasnt looking forward to friday 13th, i usually stay in locked doors with a blanket over my head all day without moving at all. But on this occasion i decided to do the rounds with a mate of mine, made £750 in about 7 hours which cant be bad. Then finished it off with a crap firework display and the...

no not Dan King, Mr King is ok, the Dan im talking about looks like a weasel and is a druggy scumbag like as described by trayhop123.

one of my best results was emptying 2 video cops in a pub, yes it had 2 of the same machine! I looked like a spastic trying to carry over 700 pound coins back to my car!

Also had the odd p5 over floated to around £450ish as well.

And had a c4 on an IT that had £330 in a spoons one time.

lol, greg is a dik! goes around with a load of druggy scum bags (dan is one of them, needs a slap). The first words that i ever heard come out of Gregs mouth was a lie so kinda says it all really. nuf said

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